Doug's definitions

j cat

An individual who is looped up on psychiatric medications.

That girl's a j cat.

by Doug March 28, 2005

Abe Lincoln

When you shave your pubes and blow a load on your girfriend/boyfriends face after getting head and trowing them on the face.

Doug gave Austin an Abe Lincoln

by Doug December 1, 2004

Funpossible

Describes an act one wishes to do in the future which might be possible, though not definite, but would most assuredly be fun.

Mike: that might be possible
Doug: it might be fun
Mike: well it would definitely be fun

by Doug February 28, 2004

Incest

To engage in sexual activities with one who is of blood relations.

n|p inserted his penis into his sister's vagina.

by Doug July 23, 2002

stylobate

Chill in a sigular location

"I like to stylobate at my house all day."

by Doug March 31, 2003

bad mother fucker

When Samuel L. Jackson pulls out his wallet in Pulp Fiction, this is what is says on it.

"Now give me back my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says bad mother fucker on it."

by doug March 1, 2004

sandwhich maker

A woman.

When my sandwhich maker stops working, I just hit it a few times.

by Doug March 12, 2004