Doug's definitions

deplegant

to be creative and/or weird, and to sometimes waste time

jesus kelly, stop being so deplegant, we don't have time for your deplegance!

by doug January 21, 2004

rig

hot bitch

by doug June 26, 2003

got 'im

To be got.

Dude, why are you so irish? Asshole.
Got 'im.

by Doug March 12, 2004

hock

pester, bother, annoy

He keeps hocking me for sex. She keeps hocking me to buy her a new car.

by Doug September 30, 2005

artie

Noun: Fat Wop
Stared in "Dirtie Work" and cameo'd in "Old School". Took over Jackie's spot on "The Howard Stern Show" and it has never been better.

Loves Jack and water, Pizza, Coke, bread, and all foods.

I lost my girl, Dana.... "Atrie"

by DOug August 19, 2004

l77t

Something a faggot would type in a tragically ironic attempt to seem l33t

Alec: i'm
Alec: l77t

by Doug March 6, 2004

slag

Definition: Undesirable runoff

That chick is SLAG! Nothing but slag.

by Doug April 10, 2005