Doug's definitions

Abe Lincoln

When you shave your pubes and blow a load on your girfriend/boyfriends face after getting head and trowing them on the face.

Doug gave Austin an Abe Lincoln

by Doug December 1, 2004

j cat

An individual who is looped up on psychiatric medications.

That girl's a j cat.

by Doug March 28, 2005

Flexin the Mexican

Showing Off, For bravado, or for women (or both for that matter). posturing, or attempting to be the "alpha male"...
See:
flossin, floss, flexin', etc...

"There's some fine bitches up in here, i gots to start flexin the mexican, nah mean?"

by doug March 25, 2004

man of men

When someone is a bit too great at something.

Webbo is a dark man of men.

by Doug March 18, 2004

maluntus

A way to describe a really cool guy or friend

hey, how you doing muluntus?

by Doug November 25, 2004

erie

The absolute weirdess city in the world. This city lies on the Southern end of Lake Erie and is inhabited by idiots.

a city that is cool?

by Doug May 13, 2005

Staind

Staind is a unique band, they are not labled as Nu metal anymore, Staind is about how Aaron Lewis is Feeling..for instances in Tormented he was a drug head that hated himself for it, and he has Bad ass songs that is not soft at all. In Dysfunction his life is still shit and they get a record deal or something like that from Limp Bizkits Fred Durst which helped there name come out in public and be noticed, in Break the Cycle he is clearing his life and breaking all his bad habits like he says in one of his songs i think. In that new one 14 Shades of grey, he has a daughter now (zoe Jane) and sings his feelings in melodies with fuckin great gurtarists... and if you are a wanna be fan like most people of staind there 4 cd's, not just 14 shade of grey and break the cycle.

Staind is by far the most kick ass band i have ever known

by Doug November 23, 2004