Doug's definitions

texas chilly bowl

you take a phone and lube it with hot sauce and stick it some ones ass.

Hunter likes to get the texas chilly bowl.

by Doug December 1, 2004

Hawkey-Noble

A useless twat that gives his slaves nothing but grief. Cannot speak english as a proper Canadian and drives on the wrong side of the road

Hawkey-noble is an import that is completely uselss

by Doug April 1, 2005

Bubble Struggle

The BEST game ever created...

"Mr. Bliss' class does nothing but play Bubble Struggle."

by Doug April 14, 2004

artie

Noun: Fat Wop
Stared in "Dirtie Work" and cameo'd in "Old School". Took over Jackie's spot on "The Howard Stern Show" and it has never been better.

Loves Jack and water, Pizza, Coke, bread, and all foods.

I lost my girl, Dana.... "Atrie"

by DOug August 19, 2004

rig

hot bitch

by doug June 26, 2003

hock

pester, bother, annoy

He keeps hocking me for sex. She keeps hocking me to buy her a new car.

by Doug September 30, 2005

got 'im

To be got.

Dude, why are you so irish? Asshole.
Got 'im.

by Doug March 12, 2004