Doug's definitions

Zoomtard

(n) A fast retard

Vrooom! Zoomtard is the fastest.

by Doug February 13, 2004

hump

To fuck

She looked so hot he really wanted to hump her.

by Doug November 21, 2002

ligaf

"like i give a fuck"

by Doug December 3, 2002

International Superhits!

An album by Green Day that is compiled of their greatest hits - Came out in 2001 - includes hits "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life), Longview, and When i Come Around - Doesn't include American Idiot Songs because that album wasen't out then - songs off their albums: Dookie, Nimrod, Isomniac, Warning,

I didn't want to buy all of Green Day's CD's, so I bought International Superhits! so I could listen to their best old songs.

by Doug April 10, 2005

Hawkey-Noble

A useless twat that gives his slaves nothing but grief. Cannot speak english as a proper Canadian and drives on the wrong side of the road

Hawkey-noble is an import that is completely uselss

by Doug April 1, 2005

Incest

A scented stick which emits a pleasant aroma when burned.

The house smelled lovely after I lit some vanilla incest.

by Doug March 1, 2003

slag

Definition: Undesirable runoff

That chick is SLAG! Nothing but slag.

by Doug April 10, 2005