3 definitions by Donnie Quadzzz
Flummoxing all of your friends in a group chat simultaneously with a frivolous, overconfident claim of sexual prowess.
In group chat:
Uncle Ron: Boys I have to admit I masturbate more at the age of 40 than I did at the age of 15.
Bob: damn that's a lot of jerkin
Chris: no way that's possible, your home office would be a hazmat zone 🥴
George: how long you been with your girl?
Uncle Ron: 5 years
George: Been with mine for 6 I completely understand.
Uncle Ron: don't even need any dick pills, it's all genetics I'm built like a stallion.
Bob: I call Ronkkake on that one
Uncle Ron: Boys I have to admit I masturbate more at the age of 40 than I did at the age of 15.
Bob: damn that's a lot of jerkin
Chris: no way that's possible, your home office would be a hazmat zone 🥴
George: how long you been with your girl?
Uncle Ron: 5 years
George: Been with mine for 6 I completely understand.
Uncle Ron: don't even need any dick pills, it's all genetics I'm built like a stallion.
Bob: I call Ronkkake on that one
by Donnie Quadzzz November 7, 2023
Its origin dating back somewhere in 16th century Russia when compost toilets preceded working plumbing systems; a Ribalkin Nightcap is when a Russian servant would, when hiding from his superiors, be getting a blowjob from a female servant while taking a shit above an unkept compost toilet. While being on the receiving end of said blowjob he would simultaneously drop a steamy deuce, and blow his peasant load to kingdom cum. Directly after going kaboom above the toilet x2 and due to such an incredibly strenuous day to day workload, he would immediately pass out on the toilet, empty of his sins.
(This nightcap ritual would usually take place in the evening after a hard days work)
(This nightcap ritual would usually take place in the evening after a hard days work)
Did you cap off the date with a Ribalkin Nightcap?
It's getting late sweety, should we sneak off for a Ribalkin Nightcap?
It's getting late sweety, should we sneak off for a Ribalkin Nightcap?
by Donnie Quadzzz December 13, 2020
Its origin dating back somewhere in 16th century Russia when compost toilets preceded working plumbing systems; a Ribalkin Nightcap is when a Russian servant would, when hiding from his superiors, be getting a blowjob from a female servant while taking a shit above an unkept compost toilet. While being on the receiving end of said blowjob he would simultaneously drop a steamy deuce, and blow his peasant load to kingdom cum. Directly after going kaboom above the toilet x2 and due to such an incredibly strenuous day to day workload, he would immediately fall asleep on the toilet, empty of his sins.
(This nightcap ritual would usually take place in the evening after a hard days work)
(This nightcap ritual would usually take place in the evening after a hard days work)
by Donnie Quadzzz December 13, 2020