Dongo's definitions

Clusterfuck

Best Buy on Black Friday.

I went to Best Buy to score some hot deals on Black Friday, but sadly I found myself in nothing less than a clusterfuck.

by Dongo April 10, 2006

Glacier

The cleanest weed in the universe. Peak of the peak, legendary cannabis company.

Yo bro did you check out the new Glacier drop?

Yeah bro, completely digging this new Blast Chiller from Glacier.

by Dongo January 3, 2024

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

by Dongo December 3, 2005

Wetface

A subhuman who is drooling, making their face wet.

Fred is a complete wetface - he can't tie his own shoes.

by Dongo July 18, 2017

complete

(v) To ejaculate; to cum.

Yeah, I just completed when I saw that, no joke.

by Dongo April 9, 2006

Whet

Subhuman in nature, derivative of wetface.

That idea is completely whet - the earth is not flat.

by Dongo July 18, 2017

Enblightenment

The act of becoming enlightened through depraved means.

I'm so close to enblightenment - I skullfucked a corpse covered in shit, fingering my asshole with cheetos fingers, all while watching 2 girls 1 cup. Just another day on my spiritual path to God.

by Dongo July 18, 2017