Definitions by Don Juan

religion 

A castrated person's substitute for sex.

Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.

religion by Don Juan October 2, 2003

C.R.E.A.M. 

cash rules everything around me cream get da money dolla dolla bill yall

wu tang clan

C.R.E.A.M. by don juan September 2, 2003

Pootie Tang 

1) One of the worst movie ever made.

2) Slang term for vagina, especially if it is firm and tight.

1) After watching Pootie Tang, I thought, "How is it that Hollywood can produce utter shit and still make millions off of it?"

2) The lady who lives across the street has the finest pootie tang I ever stuck my dick in.

Pootie Tang by Don Juan August 26, 2003

dutch surprise 

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket

I gave that little bitch a dutch treat

dutch surprise by DOn juan July 30, 2003

penis milk

The white stuff that comes out of your penis. Used to make babies and feed thirsty girls

Sarah massaged my dick and was rewarded by several mouthfuls of penis milk

penis milk by Don Juan April 4, 2003

massage 

to rub a part of a body softly and gently.

The girl massaged my dick with her pussy.

massage by Don Juan April 4, 2003

maid 

a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.

My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.

maid by Don Juan March 8, 2003