Don Juan's definitions

religion

A castrated person's substitute for sex.

Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.

by Don Juan October 2, 2003

CP

Short for 'Cock Penetration'

Hey bitch! you gonna get some CP tonight!

by Don Juan May 7, 2004

X-Phile

n. someone who likes to have sex with previous lovers

Bre, Steve is such an X-Phile, he fucks everybody but his wife.

by Don Juan November 8, 2003

dutch surprise

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket

I gave that little bitch a dutch treat

by DOn juan July 30, 2003

stoupid

somebody who has a lower capacity than sombody who is stupid

wow that bitch was Stoupid!

by don Juan August 28, 2004

closter

v.Clostered-to have a party that gets busted by the Fuzz

Dude, your party got clostered.

by Don Juan April 11, 2005

Phillips Academy Andover

The premier private boarding school in the United States. Located in Andover, Massachusetts and founded in 1778, it is both one of the oldest and most prestigious schools in existence. Phillips Academy offers a four year high school education with both boarding and day students. Its student body is more diverse culturally, ethnically, religiously, economically and socially than most colleges in the US. Phillips Academy is respected as one of the best educations available, and two US presidents (George H W Bush and George W Bush) are alumni.

Phillips Academy Andover is superior to exeter in every capacity.

by Don Juan April 16, 2005