Don Gulliver's definitions

Captain's Log

This is no ordinary poo. This poo is so beast that it needs to be broken in half in order to get flushed, otherwise it will just stay in the toilet bowl like a brown stone.

Man, my captains log was so big it was sitting out of the water

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

air bethlehem

when a preist wears sandles like jesus used too, you call them air bethlehem.

Have you seen father tony's new air bethlehems?

by Don Gulliver May 16, 2003

tuck

when a male does a tuck, he "tucks" his penis and testes back through his legs which encompasses the look of a females genitals

does it look better tucked or untucked?

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003

Tandoori Dip

Its when you are having dinner before you get laid, so you feed your girlfriend a curry. Then when having sex with her you give it to her doggy style and hence from the curry she farts, warming ur dick and nuts

My heaters were all broken on a winters night, so instead i got my girlfriend to give me a tandoori dip

by Don Gulliver May 16, 2003

grundle sausage

a grundle sausage is a penis when it is in an anus of another being.

At school two guys were talking about giving one another a grundle sausage, i thought they were talking about some gourmet food until i found out they were gay.

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

Axillism

Having sexual Intercourse with an Armpit

her pussy is so hairy i can't tell if a am doing axillism or the real thing!

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003