Don Gulliver's definitions

grundle sausage

a grundle sausage is a penis when it is in an anus of another being.

At school two guys were talking about giving one another a grundle sausage, i thought they were talking about some gourmet food until i found out they were gay.

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

chezolagnia

having a masturbate whilst taking a poo

My homosexual friend says he gets off when he poos, so he tends to indulge in chezolagnia heaps

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

Axillism

Having sexual Intercourse with an Armpit

her pussy is so hairy i can't tell if a am doing axillism or the real thing!

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

undy roll

this is also called pubic fat, where someone has excess fat in their genital region giving their privates the appearance of a beer gut.

I thought my girl friend was skinny until i saw her naked and realised she had an undy roll

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

air bethlehem

when a preist wears sandles like jesus used too, you call them air bethlehem.

Have you seen father tony's new air bethlehems?

by Don Gulliver May 16, 2003

Tandoori Dip

Its when you are having dinner before you get laid, so you feed your girlfriend a curry. Then when having sex with her you give it to her doggy style and hence from the curry she farts, warming ur dick and nuts

My heaters were all broken on a winters night, so instead i got my girlfriend to give me a tandoori dip

by Don Gulliver May 16, 2003