Don Gulliver's definitions

Captain's Log

This is no ordinary poo. This poo is so beast that it needs to be broken in half in order to get flushed, otherwise it will just stay in the toilet bowl like a brown stone.

Man, my captains log was so big it was sitting out of the water

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

doughnut

roll of fat around your belly button

burnsy's mum has a big doughnut

by Don Gulliver August 11, 2003

grundle sausage

a grundle sausage is a penis when it is in an anus of another being.

At school two guys were talking about giving one another a grundle sausage, i thought they were talking about some gourmet food until i found out they were gay.

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

Axillism

Having sexual Intercourse with an Armpit

her pussy is so hairy i can't tell if a am doing axillism or the real thing!

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

Tandoori Dip

Its when you are having dinner before you get laid, so you feed your girlfriend a curry. Then when having sex with her you give it to her doggy style and hence from the curry she farts, warming ur dick and nuts

My heaters were all broken on a winters night, so instead i got my girlfriend to give me a tandoori dip

by Don Gulliver May 16, 2003

Icey

if u get an icey from someone it involves them putting two spoons in the freezer until they get icey and then they put each spoon on one of your nuts and they laugh in amazement as you get a nut freeze.

I gave this guy an icey and his nuts shrunk up so bad they went inside him

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003