Don Gulliver's definitions

undy roll

this is also called pubic fat, where someone has excess fat in their genital region giving their privates the appearance of a beer gut.

I thought my girl friend was skinny until i saw her naked and realised she had an undy roll

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

Captain's Log

This is no ordinary poo. This poo is so beast that it needs to be broken in half in order to get flushed, otherwise it will just stay in the toilet bowl like a brown stone.

Man, my captains log was so big it was sitting out of the water

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

chezolagnia

having a masturbate whilst taking a poo

My homosexual friend says he gets off when he poos, so he tends to indulge in chezolagnia heaps

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

hiding sausages

when this term is applied to someone, it implys that they are a bit of a slut, in that they are good at hiding sausages (cocks) somewhere inside. Tis' a good payout for someones mum.

Peter's mum is good at hiding sausages

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

grundle sausage

a grundle sausage is a penis when it is in an anus of another being.

At school two guys were talking about giving one another a grundle sausage, i thought they were talking about some gourmet food until i found out they were gay.

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

Axillism

Having sexual Intercourse with an Armpit

her pussy is so hairy i can't tell if a am doing axillism or the real thing!

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003