20 definitions by Don Gulliver

Axillism

Having sexual Intercourse with an Armpit

her pussy is so hairy i can't tell if a am doing axillism or the real thing!

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

undy roll

this is also called pubic fat, where someone has excess fat in their genital region giving their privates the appearance of a beer gut.

I thought my girl friend was skinny until i saw her naked and realised she had an undy roll

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

grundle sausage

a grundle sausage is a penis when it is in an anus of another being.

At school two guys were talking about giving one another a grundle sausage, i thought they were talking about some gourmet food until i found out they were gay.

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

cracking a fat

if one is said to be cracking a fat, they are gaining an erection

When i saw Burnsy's Mum i cracked a fat

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

boston dangler

its a poo where "try as you might it won't snap off"

I just had a boston dangler and it was still in my arse when it was in the water

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003

Captain's Log

This is no ordinary poo. This poo is so beast that it needs to be broken in half in order to get flushed, otherwise it will just stay in the toilet bowl like a brown stone.

Man, my captains log was so big it was sitting out of the water

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

arabian love

arabian love is when someone has sexual desire for desert animals such as the camel.

that guy is dirty cause of his arabian love

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003