Don's definitions

kneecapping

The act of permanently destroying someone’s kneecaps. Often done with a firearm (as popularised in film and television), a baseball bat or lead pipe or other blunt instrument, or a power drill (often used in conjunction with a countersunk drill bit and popular with the IRA).

When the police heard the screaming, they knew that Shamus had been on the wrong end of an IRA kneecapping.

by Don January 7, 2004

black eyed peas

A cool hip hop band with a really hot white chick (Fergie)who can out dance any black girl... plus her body is bangin!

lets go see bep tonight, cant wait to see what tight lil outfit Fergie's gonna be wearin

by Don April 9, 2005

purple rain

another name for sizurp or: One part strawberry soda (8oz), one part cough syrup, one teaspoon crushed codeine.

Beanie Sigel - Purple Rain: Please don't blow my high, when I'm sippin on that purple rain. I know it might sound crazy/it keeps me lazy

by Don April 14, 2005

cocknocker

When the insult "cock" just isnt enough, the insult can be lengthed to cocknocker

"my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"

by Don February 12, 2004

nos

Acronym for , Nitrous Oxide Sytems, used for fuel injected cars ( can be used for carbuerated, with a lot more hassle and cussing) to boost the car's acceleration by injecting a pre-determined shot of nitrous oxide into the fuel-air mixture. Doing this creates a feeling similar to turbo-charging your car. This can sometimes be a cheaper alternative to turbo or super chargers. However, nitrous requires refilling whereas turbo does not, so turbo pays off in the long run. Both can create an undesirable high pitched sound commonly heard in briggs and stratton's, I mean 4-bangers. So for a way to increase performance w/out 2-stroke sounds, please see NA

riceboy-dude my nitrous made my car do an 18 second 1/4.
chevyman-yeah, that's cool, my camaro ran that stock without leaving 3rd. ALL THROTTLE, NO BOTTLE!!!

by Don July 2, 2005

Koppel

A Cunt. Derived from the swivel eyed chairman who turned the great club of Wimbledon into Franchise FC

The Koppel stole my club!

by Don August 10, 2004

floopy

when a man's cock is extremely soft, enabling his girlfriend, or anyone he chooses, including himself, to play with it, flopping it around from side to side, up or down, and enjoying the flaccidity by squeezing

you cock is so floopy! it's so much more fun than when it's hard...

by Don March 8, 2003