20 definitions by Don Gulliver

chezolagnia

having a masturbate whilst taking a poo

My homosexual friend says he gets off when he poos, so he tends to indulge in chezolagnia heaps

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

creamy beaver

a vagina which has been ejaculated in. the semen then tends to drip out - producing the creamy beaver

that creamy beaver looks like a waterfall

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003

Burnsy's Mum

If a mother is called burnsy's mum, they are being seriously paid out. This word is in honor of Burnsy's Mum, who was retarded, had a mono brow, was extremely ugly, and yelled out really loud things in public in her strange retarded language

Holy Shit, your mum is Burnsy's Mum

by Don Gulliver April 6, 2003

little chipper

a little chipper is a baby's vagina, which looks like it has been chipped

Dude, that baby must have been a girl cause it had a little chipper

by Don Gulliver May 5, 2003

air bethlehem

when a preist wears sandles like jesus used too, you call them air bethlehem.

Have you seen father tony's new air bethlehems?

by Don Gulliver May 16, 2003

Icey

if u get an icey from someone it involves them putting two spoons in the freezer until they get icey and then they put each spoon on one of your nuts and they laugh in amazement as you get a nut freeze.

I gave this guy an icey and his nuts shrunk up so bad they went inside him

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003

hiding sausages

when this term is applied to someone, it implys that they are a bit of a slut, in that they are good at hiding sausages (cocks) somewhere inside. Tis' a good payout for someones mum.

Peter's mum is good at hiding sausages

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003