violencing

A pikey or townie word meaning a good beating.

"You're gonna get a violencing"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

blyton

A person given to bullshitting. Derives from the children's author, Enid Blyton, i.e. a storyteller.

"I fucked that Natalie Imbruglia once."
"Go and bollocks, Blyton!"

by Doll Revolution August 06, 2003

Morrisian

Any phrase or word coined by the popular controversial humorist Chris Morris. See twunt.

"He said he had astonishing sod-ache. That sounded a bit Morrisian to me."

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

toe to toe punch-up

A fight that takes place in a cramped space, such as a shop doorway.

"Me and Dave had a toe to toe punch-up outside the shoe shop on Abington Street"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

pikeys

Groups of would-be "bad ass" youths who hang around the amusement arcades in dull seaside towns, amusing themselves by threatening much younger children with a beating unless they give them a quid, stealing cuddly toys from toddlers and pulling the old "give us a quid and I'll be your mate for life" routine on anyone smaller and less mouthy than themselves.

Lowestoft is full of fucking pikeys.

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

VHS

A brilliant and long-admired home entertainment system, currently endangered by fuck-witted, easily-impressed townie wankers who cream in their jeans at the sight of a piddly little silver disc that actually contains a FILM. Like, wow. Get a fucking life.

"I watched Last House On The Left last night on VHS and I shat myself"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

Spunkup

A worthless person, a waste of space. Popularized by Phil Daniels in the 1979 film QUADROPHENIA.

"What do you want, you old spunkup?"

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003