DoktorJ's definitions
The act of trying to get people to come into a nightclub, either via advertisement or word of mouth. To assemble a concert or club event.
by DoktorJ December 28, 2005
Get the promotemug. When someone tries to put an optimistic spin on an unfotmunate situation, but has a sarcastic intent, and ends up subtly coming off as an asshole.
"It's cool that you have no car like everyone else," said Lucas, "now you can have fun riding your bike everywhere." In a show of asshole optimism.
by doktorj March 8, 2014
Get the Asshole Optimismmug. Profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution, guns, or other illegal activities. Money that needs to be laundered.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
Get the dirty moneymug. "The place burned down? Fuck you pay me. Lightning struck? Fuck you, pay me. Slow business? Fuck you, pay me." -Ray Liotta, Goodfellas
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
Get the fuck you pay memug. 1. To steal (esp. land or real estate)
2. To make a bold or agressive move towards ones objective, often used in business or driving terms.
2. To make a bold or agressive move towards ones objective, often used in business or driving terms.
1. Yoink! I ganked your doughnut. Kyke Move!
2. Roy is such a crazy driver, he was pulling kyke moves all over the freeway!
2. Roy is such a crazy driver, he was pulling kyke moves all over the freeway!
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
Get the kyke movemug. The feeling of moral and physical superiority one derives from riding a bicycle instead of driving a car.
Justin felt so good about himself from riding his bike to work all week, he delivered an obnoxious sermon to his co-workers about refusing to contribute to the destruction of the environment and resource wars. And that was when he realized he had bicycle egotism.
by doktorj February 21, 2014
Get the Bicycle Egotismmug. by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
Get the smackognizemug.