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AIDS Grenade

AIDS Grenade (noun): When you start hanging out with a chick who has AIDS, just so that everyone will think you close, and then when your enemies come out of the woodwork to bang her, they get AIDS.
Dude: 'Does Jim really bang that junkie chick who's always hanging around?'

Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'
by doktorj November 24, 2014
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neighbor after neighbor

Marijuana slang:

When the word 'neighbor' is used as a reservation for the second hit of a joint, another person in the circle can optionally call 'neighbor after neighbor', which garuntees him or her the third hit. Some circles even allow 'neighbor after neighbor after neighbor'. This practice can result in very impractical, convoluted rotations which are usually forgotten about halfway through the joint.

Many circles do not honor 'neighbor after neighbor' and it usually has to be argued for. But, if smoking in a large group of people its the best way to get a quicker turn if you forget to call neighbor.

Some smokers opt out of the whole 'neighbor' system and instead adhere fanatically to Bob Marley's advice 'Pass the Dutchie to the Left Hand Side". These people are soulless robots with no imagination.
After Lynn called 'neighbor', Jon called 'neighbor after neighbor', which made him 3rd in rotation, despite the fact that he was way across the room and there were a bunch of people between him and the joint.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
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pop pop

Verbal version of 'raising the roof'
"I just scored a kilo of that pure. Pop pop!" (Raises roof)
by DoktorJ December 28, 2005
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Midwife

Slut that a gentleman bangs between wives.
You know that high class dude ain't gonna keep bangin' that stank ho forever. She's just a midwife.
by doktorj October 26, 2014
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crack thirty

Time of night when crackheads are out on the streets. Usually used to imply a scandalous or shady time of night, like 3 AM in the ghetto.
Some bitch woke me up last night at crack thirty in the morning just so he could score a gram off me. What a punk.

alternately:

We can't ride the subway at crack thirty in the morning, we'll get mugged!
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
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Stank Ho

A woman of ill repute, who has slept with so many others, her genitalia has acquired a foul smell.
"The witness can't be trusted because she is a stank ho. She stank like a million other dudes, Your Honor."
by doktorj October 26, 2014
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fuck you pay me

Reply to a dispute of debt. Common gangsta mantra. Meant to express the non-negotiability of debt.
"The place burned down? Fuck you pay me. Lightning struck? Fuck you, pay me. Slow business? Fuck you, pay me." -Ray Liotta, Goodfellas
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
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