Definitions by DoktorJ

c lot 

One hundred ecstacy tablets.

I just bought a c lot, lets go to the club and make some ends!

c lot by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

incense burner 

Glass tube with a bubble on the end and a carb hole, sold as a means to burn liquid incense, but actually used to smoke meth, crank, or ice.

Julio asked the smokeshop manager for an incense burner so he could buy a meth pipe without violating any laws.

incense burner by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

good friday speech 

Lecture given to underling drug dealer when said employee cannot come up with the consignment money owed to their boss that particular week. Such conditions of underling cash flow shortage can delay the Boss's re-up process and really screw up business, especially when occurring on a Friday.

Speech often begins with: "This ain't a good Friday for you not to be havin my money."

It was time for me to re-up and nigga couldn't pay me for what I fronted him, so I had to give him the Good Friday speech.

good friday speech by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

robin hood dope game

The process of funneling money from the wealthy to the ghetto via drug sales to yuppie children.

Rich cokeheads put food on hungry kids' tables through the robin hood dope game.

robin hood dope game by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

dirty money 

Profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution, guns, or other illegal activities. Money that needs to be laundered.

Don't put your dirty money in the bank or else the IRS will get you like they got Capone.

dirty money by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

kyke move 

1. To steal (esp. land or real estate)
2. To make a bold or agressive move towards ones objective, often used in business or driving terms.

1. Yoink! I ganked your doughnut. Kyke Move!
2. Roy is such a crazy driver, he was pulling kyke moves all over the freeway!

kyke move by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

fuck you pay me

Reply to a dispute of debt. Common gangsta mantra. Meant to express the non-negotiability of debt.

"The place burned down? Fuck you pay me. Lightning struck? Fuck you, pay me. Slow business? Fuck you, pay me." -Ray Liotta, Goodfellas

fuck you pay me by DoktorJ December 16, 2005