DoktorJ's definitions

c lot

One hundred ecstacy tablets.

I just bought a c lot, lets go to the club and make some ends!

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

robin hood dope game

The process of funneling money from the wealthy to the ghetto via drug sales to yuppie children.

Rich cokeheads put food on hungry kids' tables through the robin hood dope game.

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

good friday speech

Lecture given to underling drug dealer when said employee cannot come up with the consignment money owed to their boss that particular week. Such conditions of underling cash flow shortage can delay the Boss's re-up process and really screw up business, especially when occurring on a Friday.

Speech often begins with: "This ain't a good Friday for you not to be havin my money."

It was time for me to re-up and nigga couldn't pay me for what I fronted him, so I had to give him the Good Friday speech.

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

Protection

1. A condom or other contraceptive
2. A gun, knife, or other weapon
3. A form of extortion whereupon the victim agrees to pay his 'protector' not to beat or otherwise harm him. Old school organized crime scam.
4. Clemency from authorities via political or other connections.

1. Before you bang that nasty ho you better have protection.
2. I ain't goin out after dark in this hood without protection.
3. Vinnie hit up the shopkeep for his protection money.
4. "Fuck you, man. I can sell this crack all I want. I got protection."

by DoktorJ December 28, 2005

Stank Ho

A woman of ill repute, who has slept with so many others, her genitalia has acquired a foul smell.

"The witness can't be trusted because she is a stank ho. She stank like a million other dudes, Your Honor."

by doktorj October 26, 2014

kyke move

1. To steal (esp. land or real estate)
2. To make a bold or agressive move towards ones objective, often used in business or driving terms.

1. Yoink! I ganked your doughnut. Kyke Move!
2. Roy is such a crazy driver, he was pulling kyke moves all over the freeway!

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

fuck you pay me

Reply to a dispute of debt. Common gangsta mantra. Meant to express the non-negotiability of debt.

"The place burned down? Fuck you pay me. Lightning struck? Fuck you, pay me. Slow business? Fuck you, pay me." -Ray Liotta, Goodfellas

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005