DoktorJ's definitions

smackognize

Verb

To recognize via the revelations of smacktification.

I had to smacktify the situation in order to make those bitches smackognize.

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

dirty money

Profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution, guns, or other illegal activities. Money that needs to be laundered.

Don't put your dirty money in the bank or else the IRS will get you like they got Capone.

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

10 G limit

Unwritten rule amongst drug dealers: Never spend more than 10 g's in one place. The reason being that an expenditure of over $10,000 in cash requires filling out an IRS form.

"I want to buy that mercedes, but then I'd have to break the 10 G limit."

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

incense burner

Glass tube with a bubble on the end and a carb hole, sold as a means to burn liquid incense, but actually used to smoke meth, crank, or ice.

Julio asked the smokeshop manager for an incense burner so he could buy a meth pipe without violating any laws.

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

kyke move

1. To steal (esp. land or real estate)
2. To make a bold or agressive move towards ones objective, often used in business or driving terms.

1. Yoink! I ganked your doughnut. Kyke Move!
2. Roy is such a crazy driver, he was pulling kyke moves all over the freeway!

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

c lot

One hundred ecstacy tablets.

I just bought a c lot, lets go to the club and make some ends!

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

Douchebag Feminism

Feminism perpetrated with the obvious agenda of getting laid. Not real feminism, but manipulative sycophantic speech and gestures disguised as feminism. Can often even take the form of competitive flirting, where one romantic candidate tries to be "more feminist" than another.

"He won't treat her like a lady," Logan said.

But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.

Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.

by doktorj March 8, 2014