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by DoktorJ December 28, 2005
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To rectify an undesirable situation via the process of smacking down upon hos, tricks, marks, and bitches.
To rectify an undesirable situation via the process of smacking down upon hos, tricks, marks, and bitches.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
Get the smacktify mug."The place burned down? Fuck you pay me. Lightning struck? Fuck you, pay me. Slow business? Fuck you, pay me." -Ray Liotta, Goodfellas
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
Get the fuck you pay me mug.The feeling of moral and physical superiority one derives from riding a bicycle instead of driving a car.
Justin felt so good about himself from riding his bike to work all week, he delivered an obnoxious sermon to his co-workers about refusing to contribute to the destruction of the environment and resource wars. And that was when he realized he had bicycle egotism.
by doktorj February 21, 2014
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Some bitch woke me up last night at crack thirty in the morning just so he could score a gram off me. What a punk.
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We can't ride the subway at crack thirty in the morning, we'll get mugged!
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We can't ride the subway at crack thirty in the morning, we'll get mugged!
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
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Get the Midwife mug.Lecture given to underling drug dealer when said employee cannot come up with the consignment money owed to their boss that particular week. Such conditions of underling cash flow shortage can delay the Boss's re-up process and really screw up business, especially when occurring on a Friday.
Speech often begins with: "This ain't a good Friday for you not to be havin my money."
Speech often begins with: "This ain't a good Friday for you not to be havin my money."
It was time for me to re-up and nigga couldn't pay me for what I fronted him, so I had to give him the Good Friday speech.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
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