Duff Paddy

An Irish D Piddy/Puff Daddy rap wannabe

That Seamus, he thinks he's hip and well 'down wit it'. He's just a Duff Paddy

by Doddi September 14, 2007

creaming

To take "the most of"

Bobby was creaming most of the money after a good game of Poker

by Doddi September 14, 2007

creaming

To take "the most of"

Bobby was creaming most of the money after a good game of Poker

by Doddi September 14, 2007

shitty shatty

A childish way of over-exaggerating a problem

Mum: "Bobby why are crying?"
Bobby: "Because mummy, my little finger hurts soooo much and it feels shitty shatty!!!"

by Doddi October 17, 2007

lavoratory

A place where scientific research is conducted which doubles as a toilet

Dr Frank Fischenhoffer's world-class lavoratory in California was one of the first in the world to create fluorescent urine after his initial discovery pissing in one of the cubicles

by Doddi October 17, 2007

knobwinkler

A person who has a childish fascination with their penis but who constantly wishes it were bigger

My winkle is so small, plumb and round, hee hee! I only hope Jennifer doesn't think I'm a knobwinkler and finds it large enough for her when we kiss!

by Doddi September 14, 2007

Wunderground

An underground/subway service that actually works and runs on time

"You're early this morning Eric!"

Yeah boss, managed to get in early due to the wunderground taking only 15 mins rather than 30. Was well quick!

by Doddi September 15, 2007