Doddi's definitions

creaming

To take "the most of"

Bobby was creaming most of the money after a good game of Poker

by Doddi September 14, 2007

United Queendom

Any country that allows bumming as an act of solidarity

Billy: Where I come from is a United Queendom, since bumming each other is encouraged to foster unity and prevent wars!

by Doddi October 19, 2007

fat boyscout

A person (mainly a fat boy) who always seeks the approval (and rewards) of his elders and betters by doing good deeds, sometimes to show off to what few friends he has

That Charlie's a right fat boyscout, always offering to trim Mrs Grannysmith's hedge whenever he sees her!

by Doddi September 15, 2007

D Piddy

Another insult for an Irish Rap wannabe, similar to 'Duff Paddy'

Colm, you can't rap for toffee so give the D Piddy impersination a rest will ya?

by Doddi September 14, 2007

knobfisting

Using your fist to open up a woman who's tight, then finishing the job with your knob

I had to work 2 hrs last night to fist Jessica before I could knob her. A real excercise in knobfisting you could say!

by Doddi October 7, 2008

shitty shatty

A childish way of over-exaggerating a problem

Mum: "Bobby why are crying?"
Bobby: "Because mummy, my little finger hurts soooo much and it feels shitty shatty!!!"

by Doddi October 17, 2007

lavoratory

A place where scientific research is conducted which doubles as a toilet

Dr Frank Fischenhoffer's world-class lavoratory in California was one of the first in the world to create fluorescent urine after his initial discovery pissing in one of the cubicles

by Doddi October 17, 2007