Doddi's definitions

United Queendom

Any country that allows bumming as an act of solidarity

Billy: Where I come from is a United Queendom, since bumming each other is encouraged to foster unity and prevent wars!

by Doddi October 19, 2007

excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes

My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!

by Doddi October 17, 2007

Wunderground

An underground/subway service that actually works and runs on time

"You're early this morning Eric!"

Yeah boss, managed to get in early due to the wunderground taking only 15 mins rather than 30. Was well quick!

by Doddi September 15, 2007

knobfisting

Using your fist to open up a woman who's tight, then finishing the job with your knob

I had to work 2 hrs last night to fist Jessica before I could knob her. A real excercise in knobfisting you could say!

by Doddi October 7, 2008

D Piddy

Another insult for an Irish Rap wannabe, similar to 'Duff Paddy'

Colm, you can't rap for toffee so give the D Piddy impersination a rest will ya?

by Doddi September 14, 2007

plonkadoodle

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens

There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!

by Doddi September 14, 2007

wonging

To make a large amount of money

My mate Billy was wonging it after he put 50 quid on Everton to whip Liverpool and won 50 grand!

by Doddi September 14, 2007