Doddi's definitions

Dancing Baby

A Dancing Baby is a fat 'plastic'-looking baby that dances around when Ally McBeal gets broody. Can be picked up and bounced around like a ball.

Ally: "My Biological Clock's ticking"
(Dancing Baby chants: "Ooga Ooga Ooga-Chaka "!)

by Doddi October 12, 2007

creaming

To take "the most of"

Bobby was creaming most of the money after a good game of Poker

by Doddi September 14, 2007

ploppies

A milky type of poo that makes a plop sound in the toilet and only done by children, especially obese schoolboys

Mummy I feel sick and I have to go toilet to do my ploppies!

by Doddi October 8, 2007

excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes

My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!

by Doddi October 17, 2007

knobwinkler

A person who has a childish fascination with their penis but who constantly wishes it were bigger

My winkle is so small, plumb and round, hee hee! I only hope Jennifer doesn't think I'm a knobwinkler and finds it large enough for her when we kiss!

by Doddi September 14, 2007

knobfisting

Using your fist to open up a woman who's tight, then finishing the job with your knob

I had to work 2 hrs last night to fist Jessica before I could knob her. A real excercise in knobfisting you could say!

by Doddi October 7, 2008

plonkadoodle

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens

There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!

by Doddi September 14, 2007