6 definitions by DoctorZig

boston bakehouse

The delicate act of one American citizen shitting into another's mouth via the hole in a donut. The donut must then be devoured

Sam was hungry but only had one donut in his lunch box so he asked Michael to give him a boston bakehouse before eating the donut.

by DoctorZig March 30, 2014

Panting Puppy

The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.

Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning

by DoctorZig February 6, 2018

Whale tail

When engaging in doggy style you pull out and get finished off by her feet

Michael was in Cornelius when he suddenly needed to blow so she gave him a whale tail

by DoctorZig October 10, 2018

Drooling Bulldog

When you cum inside a girl and it starts to drip out

Michaels girlfriend wanted him to go down on her, little did she know he had cum ten minutes ago leaving her with a Drooling Bulldog

by DoctorZig October 10, 2018

Water birth

The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.

Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.

by DoctorZig May 4, 2017

Finger bum flank

The act of kissing ones partner standing face on and flanking a sneaky finger into the anus to cause surprise

Michael was under the impression dale just wanted a kiss. Little did he know Reza was setting him up, face on for a finger bum flank

by DoctorZig March 4, 2016