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Galaxie

Ford's full size car line from 1959 to 1973. Trim lines included Custom 300/500, Galaxie, Galaxie 500, Galaxie 500 XL, and Sunliner convertible. Engine sizes ranged from the lowly straight six and various small blocks, all the way up to a 429 big block.

Performance peaked between 1965 and 1968 with the availability of the made-for-racing 427 Side Oiler, with solid lifters, dual 4bbl carbs, and 11.5:1 compression.
My Galaxie never gets passed by Ricers, except for at the gas station!
by DoctorThrottle October 18, 2006
mugGet the Galaxiemug.

schmobley

1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.

2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.

Schmobes for short.
"Why the hell did Ken-O screw up the database again? What a fucking schmobley."
by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004
mugGet the schmobleymug.

Louis Marx

A toymaking genius. Marx started his career in the Army during WWI, then left the military to make the world's best toys. From the early 30's to the mid 70's, Marx cranked out model trains, windup animals, and plastic dinosaurs ad infinitum.
His most famous quote is, "There is no reason for even the cheapest toys to be of poor quality."
The world needs another man like him.
My brand new $500 Lionel locomotive broke after a month, but my 50 year old Marx still runs perfectly.
by DoctorThrottle May 12, 2004
mugGet the Louis Marxmug.

miserable cunt

A female who is never happy, no matter what you do or how much you spend. Someone who complains about everything, up to and including the $200 dinner you JUST BOUGHT HER TONIGHT.

See bitch.
I thought she was on the rag that first week of dating, but it turned out that she's just a miserable cunt.
by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004
mugGet the miserable cuntmug.

cincinnati

A very pretty town at the ass end of a really boring state.

Why does everything close at 10 here?

Why does the North side of Central Park Avenue have ghettos and hookers, when the South side has multi-million dollar office buildings?

Why is everyone so fucking fat?

Why did Skyline Chili make me poop 4 times a day for 3 days?

Why is it, as soon as you cross the border into Covington, KY, everyone is much nicer?
Hi! I just got back from Cincinnati - no, I didn't shit myself, honey. That's the Skyline Chili I brought back for you, and it spilled.
by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004
mugGet the cincinnatimug.

bitch caulk

What comes out of a man's thingie when he has an orgasam.
After I pulled out, I shot my bitch caulk all over her face like a thug.
by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004
mugGet the bitch caulkmug.

muscle car

1)A term usually assigned to mid-sizd, American cars produced in the mid 60's to mid 70's with oversized engines and light chassis.

2) Any rear-whel drive car made to go fast.
1) This hemi roadrunner is a classic example of a muscle car.

2) My big block Chevette can really fuck up some import crap!!
by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004
mugGet the muscle carmug.

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