Doctor Science's definitions

signal suppository

n. A driver who accelerates when you signal to change into their lane, even though they have a lot of space to let you in. Very common in Los Angeles driving. Seeing your turn signal, they instinctually step on the gas, and get right up your a**, like a suppository.

I almost had a bad accident because I changed lanes and that signal suppository nearly rammed into me!

It's so hard to change lanes because of these signal suppositories!

by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

turduckenolio

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.

Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.

by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

wailing wall

noun. A Facebook wall with an emotional complaint, desperate cry for help, or call for attention that draws numerous sympathetic and sentimental comments from Facebook friends.

verb. Making such a post.

She was really close with her pet goldfish, and after it died, her wailing wall had fifty comments! I was impressed that so many people had so much love!

After he got fired, he wailing walled on Facebook and got so much pity that he felt OK being unemployed for a couple of months.

by Doctor Science November 28, 2010

yoga mind

synonym of yoga brain

noun. a blissed trance state of relaxation after yoga class

I can't answer your question! I've still got yoga mind from my evening class! You look gorgeous!

by Doctor Science December 2, 2010

involvulated

to be excessively involved or committed to a person, place, thing, or process

"Wow, you are back early from that cocktail event!"
--"Yes, I was hungry, and there was no need to get involvulated yet!"

by Doctor Science October 27, 2010

yoga brain

a blissed trance state of relaxation after yoga class

I can't answer your question! I've still got yoga brain from my evening class.

by Doctor Science November 29, 2010

plurfect

Perfect, but plural, because the perfection is in several ways at once.

Someone shows up just at the right moment to catch a bus, and is dressed really nicely. So, the timing is perfect, and so is the appearance. Plurfect!

by Doctor Science May 20, 2008