Doctor Livingstone's definitions

J Peterman

From Seinfeld fame, Elaine's boss at the catalog company.

Everything that J Peterman said came out sounding like text from a "J Crew" catalog.

(amazing but in fact this company actually exists too....)

"People want things that are hard to find. Things that have romance, but a factual romance, about them."

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

stardate

- universal dating scheme used in the popular Star Trek series'

Captains Log, Stardate 47410.2

by Doctor Livingstone May 17, 2005

slacks

- the dated word your mother-in-law would use instead of "pants"

He has a lovely pair of slacks on.

(yeeeesh!)

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

yowsers

an slightly scared exclamation similar to "holy crap" or "yikes". Made famous by Shaggy in Scooby Doo

"Yowsers, iiiiiiiiiis that a ghost in there Scoob?"

by Doctor Livingstone June 8, 2005

bigglesworth

as in "Mr. Bigglesworth"

- name of Dr. Evil's hairless cat companion (from Austin Powers movies)

"Look what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth!"

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

cheese face

That face kids make when you are trying to take a decent photo of them (to no avail)

- showing all their teeth while squinting their eyes and pointing their head slightly towards the sky

Ok, stopping making the cheese face for a second so I can take your picture.

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

pops and buzzers

Used by Phil Hartman on Saturday Night Live as he played The Chairman of the Board

Means incomprehensible, "a bunch of garbage", don't get it.

What he said, it's all pops and buzzers to me.

by Doctor Livingstone May 17, 2005