Doctor Livingstone's definitions

slacks

- the dated word your mother-in-law would use instead of "pants"

He has a lovely pair of slacks on.

(yeeeesh!)

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

pops and buzzers

Used by Phil Hartman on Saturday Night Live as he played The Chairman of the Board

Means incomprehensible, "a bunch of garbage", don't get it.

What he said, it's all pops and buzzers to me.

by Doctor Livingstone May 17, 2005

stardate

- universal dating scheme used in the popular Star Trek series'

Captains Log, Stardate 47410.2

by Doctor Livingstone May 17, 2005

J Peterman

From Seinfeld fame, Elaine's boss at the catalog company.

Everything that J Peterman said came out sounding like text from a "J Crew" catalog.

(amazing but in fact this company actually exists too....)

"People want things that are hard to find. Things that have romance, but a factual romance, about them."

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

Armbrooster

- spazzy business guy

- Coined by in 1980's as a character used on Phone Power commercials in Canada. Armbrooster was the dumb putz who always was screwing up something in the business world.

"Nice going Armbrooster"

by Doctor Livingstone May 15, 2005

abu

say "ah boo"

The cutesy way of saying "I love you" when for some silly reason you can't say "I love you".

Abu. Good night. See you in the morning.

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

laugh your ass off

laugh so hard a something you pretty near fall off your chair.

side splitting

When he crapped in his pants on stage I nearly laughed my ass off.

by Doctor Livingstone May 17, 2005