Doc Sigma's definitions

magic cost-cutting sword

Sarcastic business term which refers to an attempt to cut costs when there simply are no more costs to be cut.

There is no magic cost-cutting sword.

by Doc Sigma November 5, 2003

rapublican

A wordRepublican/word who is into hip-hop. Examples include Colin Powell, Condoleeza Rice, and DJ Donny Rumsfeld. Usually uses hip hop terminology which was popular in the '80s but is no longer popular in the current hip hop scene.

Yo, word up my homies? The rapublicans be in the house! Down with OPP! What does "fo'shizzle" mean?

by Doc Sigma October 15, 2003

beer boot

The unfortunate fate awaiting many a man, especially one who loses a bet. A group of men all spit into a dirty, sweaty boot filled with beer, which is then stirred with a man's erect penis. The mixture is poured through a man's naked ass crack and into the mouth of the unfortunate bet-loser.

Todd bet that Nixon's middle name was Moe, so the lads forced a beer boot on him.

by Doc Sigma September 29, 2003

journey into darkness

By far the most perverse sexual practice known to man, this involves shitting directly into another person's asshole.

It takes a very... special person to be able to properly perform the journey into darkness.

by Doc Sigma July 29, 2003

liberal

If used in a non-political sense, "liberal" simply means "a lot."

I'd like a large popcorn with a liberal amount of butter, please.

by Doc Sigma September 24, 2003

forn

To have sex while wordporn/word is playing on a television in the background.

Nice shoes! Wanna forn?

by Doc Sigma September 24, 2003

now watch this drive

Something which makes no sense. People like to say it because it just makes no sense whatsoever. Much like the person who said it!

I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Now watch this drive.

by Doc Sigma June 19, 2004