Doc Sigma's definitions

flash party

A strange phenomenon wherein a group of people plans a secret event to take place at a public location. The planning usually occurs online. Flash parties are usually silly, fun affairs.

A bunch of anime fans suddenly showed up at McDonald's wearing blue afro wigs and singing strange Japanese songs... flash party in action!

by Doc Sigma September 24, 2003

cake time

When a girl has cake coming out of her anus.

Cake time!

by Doc Sigma August 12, 2003

j&b

The best brand of wordScotch/word wordwhiskey/word.

Yes, I'm prejudiced toward my favorite brand, but so are all Scotch drinkers... ^_^

by Doc Sigma September 23, 2003

journey into darkness

By far the most perverse sexual practice known to man, this involves shitting directly into another person's asshole.

It takes a very... special person to be able to properly perform the journey into darkness.

by Doc Sigma July 29, 2003

there's no i in team

A cliche that needs to die.

Well, yeah, but there's no u either, so shut up!

by Doc Sigma May 19, 2004

Jewish dozen

Eleven of something.

A Jewish dozen bagels would be 11 bagels.

by Doc Sigma July 30, 2008

Conservative

If used in a non-political sense, "conservative" simply means "not much."

I'd like a large popcorn with a conservative amount of butter, please.

by Doc Sigma September 24, 2003