Doc Sigma's definitions

j&b

The best brand of wordScotch/word wordwhiskey/word.

Yes, I'm prejudiced toward my favorite brand, but so are all Scotch drinkers... ^_^

by Doc Sigma September 23, 2003

my shizzle's gone fazizzle

My shit's fucked up.

My shizzle's gone fazizzle!

by Doc Sigma December 10, 2003

magic cost-cutting sword

Sarcastic business term which refers to an attempt to cut costs when there simply are no more costs to be cut.

There is no magic cost-cutting sword.

by Doc Sigma November 5, 2003

beer boot

The unfortunate fate awaiting many a man, especially one who loses a bet. A group of men all spit into a dirty, sweaty boot filled with beer, which is then stirred with a man's erect penis. The mixture is poured through a man's naked ass crack and into the mouth of the unfortunate bet-loser.

Todd bet that Nixon's middle name was Moe, so the lads forced a beer boot on him.

by Doc Sigma September 29, 2003

rapublican

A wordRepublican/word who is into hip-hop. Examples include Colin Powell, Condoleeza Rice, and DJ Donny Rumsfeld. Usually uses hip hop terminology which was popular in the '80s but is no longer popular in the current hip hop scene.

Yo, word up my homies? The rapublicans be in the house! Down with OPP! What does "fo'shizzle" mean?

by Doc Sigma October 15, 2003

ragtime bullshit

Random incoherent babbling, often caused by one being drunk.

You really need to lay off the ragtime bullshit, man.

by Doc Sigma September 24, 2003

i grec

How they say the letter wordy/word in wordFrench/word.

Not sure if Canadians also pronounce their letter y this way or not.

by Doc Sigma September 28, 2003