14 definitions by DoUNoTylrDurden

dicktionary

To have a defention on your penis.

dude will you lick the ink off my dicktionary

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005

sideburns

To be a guy and fuck a girl who has more facial hair then yourself.

Skyler: dude you fucked a sideburns thats discusting. you better have been intoxicated you ickle slut.

by DoUNoTylrDurden April 11, 2005

obviously gay

an obviously gay son of a fucking bitch.

Dude alright, so i was balls deep in this little man right, and like i'm about to blow my load in his butt and he turns around and grabs my nuts and im like dude you are obviously gay, fool.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005

hardcore hot carl

to shit in someones mouth and duct tape it shut

dude he gave me a hardcore hot carl when i woke up there was five gallons of fecees in my mouth and it was duct taped shut

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005

gouch chomper

a man/woman, who loves to chomp people gouches when there not looking.

David nathan: Dude i love the fresh taste of gouch in the morning,
me: dude your such a fucking gouch chomper.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005

midnight stealth

To be in the spooning position, when your partner is asleep.... stick it in their butt.

Dude i fucking midnight stealthed the shit out of her.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005

a million

how many defenitions i have on this site

dude i have a million defenitions on this site

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005