Divisionbear's definitions

beefcase

Slang term used to describe a high mileage, less than desirable vagina.

"Excuse me, madam. Despite our meeting showing initial promise, your beefcase has left me incapable of continuing. I take my leave. Good evening."

by Divisionbear August 26, 2009

Spermjacking

Term used to define the involuntary collection of a man's sperm, generally comitted by females who desire to have a child with a male with no such desire.

"Kitty was totally caught spermjacking George Senior, that bitch. She was worried that his new hair growth medication would render him sterile."

by Divisionbear June 23, 2009

Magdalene complex

Referring to a female who is attracted to beards.

"Jill has a Magdalene complex. If he looks like Jesus, she's all up on it like Communion wine."

by Divisionbear July 31, 2009

weednut butter

Characterization of the belief that to those addicted, mentally or otherwise, marijuana is like peanut butter to dogs, i.e., the weed is irresistible.

"Damn, son, attack that shit less, would ya? You're all up on that blunt like it was weednut butter."

by Divisionbear May 21, 2009

fap happy

to be addicted to masturbation, usually aided by such visual stimulation as pornography or ponies, or peonies.

"Man, Chris is such a crappy fucking guy, his lazy eye creeps me out and his fap happy tendencies leave me bothered and concerned."

by Divisionbear May 21, 2009

Azeroth

A vast purgatory where the once good go to die.

Player: "WTFWHYHAVENTTHEYNERFEDTEHPALLYZYET? I hate Azeroth and wish this blight cleansed."

Non-player: "Word. Got any Joose, the official beverage of underage WoW players everywhere?"

by Divisionbear August 30, 2009

Hazel

Central character in Watership Down, a novel by Richard Adams. A rabbit.

"Ya," replied Hazel. I've come to help you to silflay. It'll do you good to and we can clean up better outside. Come on: it's a lovely afternoon, all sun and leaves."

by Divisionbear August 30, 2009