Divisionbear's definitions

Urkelberry

A potent strain of marijuana, a reference to sitcom Family Matters character Steve Urkel.

"This Urkelberry is indeed the shiznit."

by Divisionbear May 8, 2009

Magdalene complex

Referring to a female who is attracted to beards.

"Jill has a Magdalene complex. If he looks like Jesus, she's all up on it like Communion wine."

by Divisionbear July 31, 2009

Lamb's Breath

A potent variety of Marijuana characterized by it's dark purple color and milky undertone.

"I got my Lamb's Breath, and I got my two Jooses. Now all I need is a way to the Nickelback show. Yeeaaah!"

by Divisionbear May 10, 2009

beefcase

Slang term used to describe a high mileage, less than desirable vagina.

"Excuse me, madam. Despite our meeting showing initial promise, your beefcase has left me incapable of continuing. I take my leave. Good evening."

by Divisionbear August 26, 2009

Luminosity

a 1996 Chevy Lumina, tricked out to no end and capable of cruising hyperspace.

"Ready to hit the strip club? You know bitches holla when we roll up in Luminosity."

by Divisionbear May 7, 2009

AHWS

Always Hunt Wild Gnome - Term characterizing the belief that to truly to be enjoyed, Gnome must not be eaten in a rendered, processed or liquid form, but rather be caught wild and served in a variety of ways made popular by chefs specializing in Gnome-based delicacies. It is believed and even revered by hunters that the thrill of the hunt enhances flavor.

Disgusted hunter: "Hark! Is that Gnome you're..DRINKING? Why on Azeroth would you ever do such a wretched thing? Remember to always AHWS and you shall be enjoying the frenzied and robust flavor of the untamed Gnome until your own glorious end!"

by Divisionbear May 10, 2009

Spice

Nondescriptive, all-encompassing drug found in the Star Wars universe. It is believed to be a dusky red, fine-grained substance.

"Bitch, you best get out the way before my Spice kicks in and I break my foot off in your ass."

by Divisionbear May 8, 2009