1 definition by DivaRD
nu·tri·tize pronounced: noo-tri-tize
–verb
The attempt to eat right and make the foods you eat healthier with unscientific methodologies. This includes blotting your pizza with napkins to sop up the extra grease, eating only the middle of your sandwich-feeding the bread to the pigeons, ordering a Diet Coke with your Double Decker Burger & fries or eating a pan of brownies a sliver at a time every time you walk past them on the kitchen counter (when nobody is looking of course)
–verb
The attempt to eat right and make the foods you eat healthier with unscientific methodologies. This includes blotting your pizza with napkins to sop up the extra grease, eating only the middle of your sandwich-feeding the bread to the pigeons, ordering a Diet Coke with your Double Decker Burger & fries or eating a pan of brownies a sliver at a time every time you walk past them on the kitchen counter (when nobody is looking of course)
I just Nutritized my pizza, even though I killed 7 trees during the napkin blotting process.
That pan of brownies was Nutritized!
That pan of brownies was Nutritized!
by DivaRD April 27, 2011