1 definition by Discovered Froyo
Great place to retire.
Place so where froyo, or Frozen Yogurt, was JUST discovered couple weeks ago.
Where there are 50+ Chinese restaurants.
A small-ass VILLAGE that people make damn sure to call it a "city".
NOT a city.
Where people can't drive worth shit.
Where high school athletes are considered to be jokes by REAL athletes from REAL cities.
Where fat, white rednecks SINCERELY believe that they have something in relation to the Afro-centric culture of hip hop.
Where girls remain pretty until they pop out a disappointment in the form of a baby at the age of 14.
Place so where froyo, or Frozen Yogurt, was JUST discovered couple weeks ago.
Where there are 50+ Chinese restaurants.
A small-ass VILLAGE that people make damn sure to call it a "city".
NOT a city.
Where people can't drive worth shit.
Where high school athletes are considered to be jokes by REAL athletes from REAL cities.
Where fat, white rednecks SINCERELY believe that they have something in relation to the Afro-centric culture of hip hop.
Where girls remain pretty until they pop out a disappointment in the form of a baby at the age of 14.
"I cruise in the passing lane" -Typical driver from Springfield, Missouri
"I just discovered froyo last week!" -Typical student from Springfield, Missouri
"It's a city! Look, it has ROADS. You city people are so ignorant!" -Typical Springfield-ian
"Where the fuck do you see a building that goes over at least 3 stories? Of the 3 buildings here that ACTUALLY go over 3 stories, do you see any of them grouped together? Where the fuck are real clubs? Do actually successful/famous musicians come here on a consistent basis? And I can actually see the sky here! This is NOT a city!" -Any sensible human being
"I just discovered froyo last week!" -Typical student from Springfield, Missouri
"It's a city! Look, it has ROADS. You city people are so ignorant!" -Typical Springfield-ian
"Where the fuck do you see a building that goes over at least 3 stories? Of the 3 buildings here that ACTUALLY go over 3 stories, do you see any of them grouped together? Where the fuck are real clubs? Do actually successful/famous musicians come here on a consistent basis? And I can actually see the sky here! This is NOT a city!" -Any sensible human being
by Discovered Froyo December 20, 2010