con ref

Dishonesty when giving a job reference with the hope of convincing them to take your bad employee off your hands.
When they called, gave them a con ref so they would take Bob. It would be cheaper and less awkward than firing him.
by DirtyWaterbury March 08, 2019
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stalkerific

how valuable a tool is in the acting of stalking someone.
I find Instagram most stalkerific.
by DirtyWaterbury February 18, 2016
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unsubscribe

a simple, rude, one word response to an unnecessarily long email thread, usually evolving into an unwarranted tangential conversation.
Did you see Wayne going on and on in that email thread this morning? Who cares...unsubscribe.
by DirtyWaterbury February 23, 2016
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jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.
by DirtyWaterbury February 19, 2016
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break-out day

first warm sunny day on a college campus during the spring semester (typically March) where most females first break out their tank tops and the like to flaunt their pale cleavage. First day where all the white chicks lay out on random spots on the grass trying start their base tan, but get burnt.
Dude, I bet all these chickens get sunburned on break-out day this afternoon. I love break-out day... check out all these fun bags!
by DirtyWaterbury February 19, 2016
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refund rich

someone who fronts and blows their money (on new purchases) after getting their tax refund, but is well known to be financially irresponsible and whines how broke they are the other 11 months of the year.
Jay can't really afford that new TV... he is just refund rich.. he'll be crying broke again in a couple weeks.
by DirtyWaterbury February 19, 2016
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loose off the goose

buzzed or drunk. typically off of Grey Goose Vodka (bottle service at the club).
I dont know what I was thinking when I said that, I must have been loose off the goose.
by DirtyWaterbury October 20, 2016
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