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refund rich

someone who fronts and blows their money (on new purchases) after getting their tax refund, but is well known to be financially irresponsible and whines how broke they are the other 11 months of the year.
Jay can't really afford that new TV... he is just refund rich.. he'll be crying broke again in a couple weeks.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
mugGet the refund richmug.

no pisser

A task so urgent that not even a bathroom break is possible until it is complete.
He knew that correcting the mistake in the (soon to be delivered) presentation slides would be a no pisser.
by DirtyWaterbury February 11, 2019
mugGet the no pissermug.

jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
mugGet the jew treemug.

unsubscribe

a simple, rude, one word response to an unnecessarily long email thread, usually evolving into an unwarranted tangential conversation.
Did you see Wayne going on and on in that email thread this morning? Who cares...unsubscribe.
by DirtyWaterbury September 3, 2016
mugGet the unsubscribemug.

email fork

When your coworker does not respond to the latest reply of an email thread, the discussion becomes forked between his reply and the latest. The fork is more severe when an email volley is accumulating participants, and you get left out. in which case, you'll hope someone will loop you in. the fork could be unintentional if the forker is just a slow-ass chicken pecker. but if he has a rep of being a habitual threadjacker, it is probably not
To avoid an email fork of the thread with a client, Becky sent Chad a DM that she was drafting a response to the client's latest questions.
by DirtyWaterbury March 12, 2019
mugGet the email forkmug.

santa breath

horrid alcoholic homeless breath from a vagrant ex-con of a Santa. breath of a liquid lunch and a lifetime of bad decisions
Peter was happy to get off Santa's lap because his santa breath smelled like a scotch induced puke and a spoiled tuna and pickle sandwich.
by DirtyWaterbury November 19, 2016
mugGet the santa breathmug.

scarlet fever blanket

a wooly, scratchy, undesirable blanket. in a traditional sense: a red wool camp blanket with a couple of large gray or black stripes on it. similar to a camp blanket that white settlers would trade to native americans, and unintentionally pass along scarlet fever.
I have a scarlet fever blanket in the back of my Jeep...so we could load the firewood into my car if you want.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
mugGet the scarlet fever blanketmug.

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