LIR

Refers to the once-great radio station known as WLIR, which used to broadcast in the New York City area and was one of the first radio stations in the United States to play bands like U2, The Police, The Cure, The Smiths, Depeche Mode and others. One of the last good commercial radio stations.

'LIR is the greatest station ever.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

amazonian masterhood

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!

by DirkD January 24, 2007

forced bi

Extreme BDSM scenario where the Dominant partner forces the usually straight submissive/slave to perform sexual acts with a member of the same sex. Usually performed with female dominants and male submissives.

Mistress Sugar requires forced bi of all her slaves.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

man syrup

A man's jizz, sperm, cum.

He shot a huge load of creamy, sticky man syrup down her throat.

by DirkD January 19, 2007

juicy juice

The sweet liquid that a female occassionally squirts out during ejaculation.

My girlfriend squirted her juicy juice all over my face after I ate her out.

by DirkD January 19, 2007

going to get cigarettes

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.

Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"

by DirkD January 24, 2007

master and servant

1. Phrase referring to a relationship where there is a clear distinction of power between the dominant party (master) and submissive party (servant).

1a. Kinky role-play scenario.

2. A hit song by Depeche Mode.

Let's play master and servant.

by DirkD January 24, 2007