DirkD's definitions

The BRB trick

Often employed by females when talking to others (usually males) online, when they no longer wish to speak with that person but don't want to actually tell them.

They type "brb" as if to leave the chat momentarily, but never reply again, and quite often, "sign off" by blocking the person they are speaking with.

Guy 1: I was talking to this girl I met online before, she said she would brb but signed off and never returned.
Guy 2: She used the BRB trick on you
Guy 1: The what?
Guy 2: She didn't want to speak with you anymore but instead of telling you that, she wrote "brb" and blocked you.

by DirkD April 20, 2009

acrophilia

Being aroused or excited by heights, or by performing activities, perhaps of a sexual nature, at great heights.

Mark has a strong case of acrophilia, he wants to have sex at the top of the Empire State Building.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

paypig

In the realm of BDSM, a paypig is a submissive, almost always male, who has consented to financial servitude towards his Mistress. Term used in a derogatory/humiliating light, usually by Mistresses.

My paypig bought me a $500 pair of heels today after I demanded him to.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

greezer

Old racist, derogatory term referring to Greek-Americans.

Gus is a disgusting greezer.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

the dunk

Before Vince Carter, there was John Starks, who performed "The Dunk" as a member of the New York Knicks, when Starks spectacularly dunked over Horace Grant and Michael Jordan during a playoff game against the Bulls.

John Starks will always be remembered for The Dunk.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

acrophobia

The fear of acronyms. Was a popular online game in the late 90's, resurrected again recently to less popularity.

Acrophobia is the greatest game ever!

by DirkD January 24, 2007

West Texan

Apparently, the language George W. Bush is fluent in. Bears almost no resemblance to the English language.

George W. Bush: "Actually, I...this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about...when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”

by DirkD January 24, 2007