DirkD's definitions

bill walton

Was once a great NBA center, but is now absolutely the stupidest and most annoying basketball commentator alive.

Bill Walton is a man with a chicken's brain.

by DirkD January 27, 2007

West Texan

Apparently, the language George W. Bush is fluent in. Bears almost no resemblance to the English language.

George W. Bush: "Actually, I...this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about...when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”

by DirkD January 24, 2007

brick prison

Better known as Hunter College High School in New York City. Earned this name due to its unique construction resembling a 19th century military fort. The building which houses the school is of a brick construction with very few windows, hence the name Brick Prison.

I can't wait to graduate and escape the brick prison

by DirkD December 7, 2006

muslimoid

Derogatory term with alien connotations for a member of the Muslim faith.

Habib is a dirty muslimoid.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

extensive garbage time

Phrase perfected by Marv Albert, referring to a basketball game in which the winning team's lead is so great, that the mere phrase "garbage time" does not do it justice. This is the part of the game where both teams have emptied their benches and are playing out the clock, but even more so than in just conventional "garbage time."

Marv Albert: "And we are now in extensive garbage time. The Knicks lead the Bulls 127 to 40."

by DirkD January 29, 2007

Bigbucks Coffee

Another, more appropriate name for Starbucks.

I just spent $102.17 on a tall mocha cappuccino at Bigbucks Coffee.

by DirkD January 27, 2007

fuji

A game played by kids in elementary school in the 90s, which involved folding up a napkin into a triangular shape, about an inch on each side, and playing "fuji" or "fuji football" with it. This was usually played in the school cafeteria or on any flat surface, and involved two players, who each had to get the napkain to the edge of the table without it falling off, in three or fewer tries.

The fifth graders at P.S. 10 spent their entire lunch period playing fuji in the cafeteria.

by DirkD January 24, 2007