DirkD's definitions

muslimoid

Derogatory term with alien connotations for a member of the Muslim faith.

Habib is a dirty muslimoid.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

extensive garbage time

Phrase perfected by Marv Albert, referring to a basketball game in which the winning team's lead is so great, that the mere phrase "garbage time" does not do it justice. This is the part of the game where both teams have emptied their benches and are playing out the clock, but even more so than in just conventional "garbage time."

Marv Albert: "And we are now in extensive garbage time. The Knicks lead the Bulls 127 to 40."

by DirkD January 29, 2007

Bigbucks Coffee

Another, more appropriate name for Starbucks.

I just spent $102.17 on a tall mocha cappuccino at Bigbucks Coffee.

by DirkD January 27, 2007

bundyology

The study of all things Bundy-related, referring to the classic television family from Married with Children.

Jack is a master of bundyology. He's memorized all the episodes of Married with Children.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

sissify

To feminize a man, most often by forcing him to wear women's clothing, typically gaudy and overly feminine to enhance his humiliation.

Mistress Fluffy likes to sissify her men.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

The BRB trick

Often employed by females when talking to others (usually males) online, when they no longer wish to speak with that person but don't want to actually tell them.

They type "brb" as if to leave the chat momentarily, but never reply again, and quite often, "sign off" by blocking the person they are speaking with.

Guy 1: I was talking to this girl I met online before, she said she would brb but signed off and never returned.
Guy 2: She used the BRB trick on you
Guy 1: The what?
Guy 2: She didn't want to speak with you anymore but instead of telling you that, she wrote "brb" and blocked you.

by DirkD April 20, 2009

puff padre

Lame "spanglish" version of Puff Daddy.

Puff Padre is the worst rapper ever.

by DirkD January 29, 2007