DirkD's definitions

The BRB trick

Often employed by females when talking to others (usually males) online, when they no longer wish to speak with that person but don't want to actually tell them.

They type "brb" as if to leave the chat momentarily, but never reply again, and quite often, "sign off" by blocking the person they are speaking with.

Guy 1: I was talking to this girl I met online before, she said she would brb but signed off and never returned.
Guy 2: She used the BRB trick on you
Guy 1: The what?
Guy 2: She didn't want to speak with you anymore but instead of telling you that, she wrote "brb" and blocked you.

by DirkD April 20, 2009

man syrup

A man's jizz, sperm, cum.

He shot a huge load of creamy, sticky man syrup down her throat.

by DirkD January 19, 2007

juicy juice

The sweet liquid that a female occassionally squirts out during ejaculation.

My girlfriend squirted her juicy juice all over my face after I ate her out.

by DirkD January 19, 2007

McDumpster's

A more accurate depiction of the fast "food" chain commonly known as McDonald's. Name derived from the classic Mad TV skit from the series' very first episode in 1995.

I had severe food poisoning and an explosive case of diarrhea after eating at McDumpster's.

by DirkD January 21, 2007

stony crook

An uncreative nickname for Stony Brook University, a boring and socially inept university in the boring and socially inept region of Long Island, NY.

I can't wait to leave Stony Crook!

by DirkD January 24, 2007

ryce

Trendy Asian slang spelling of rice. Typically found among teenage Asian-americans who profess "Azn Pryde" while never having been to any Asian country or even speak their family's native language. Often found in AIM conversations and on Xanga.

Got ryce, bitch?????

by DirkD January 24, 2007

greezer

Old racist, derogatory term referring to Greek-Americans.

Gus is a disgusting greezer.

by DirkD January 24, 2007