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Lambeg drum

An (in)famous drum played by Orangemen (of the Orange Order) in Northern Ireland.

It is massive, about 3 feet in diameter, and its two drumheads are made of goat skin.

When fully tightened, a lambeg is utterly deafening, with a noise output of 115 - 120 decibels. When nearby you don't just hear it.. you *feel* the subsonics all through your chest and gut. It can be heard 5-6 miles away.

The drum is played with two bamboo canes about 2 feet long each. It is carried like a bass drum. (But much bigger than a bass drum... makes the dude playing it look like an ant balancing a crumb.)

Commonly used as tools of intimidation, with drummers working shifts to keep the almost tribal-sounding drumming going through the night, in clear earshot of the "other side" (Catholics).
Dum-dum-dum-dudududum-dum-dum-dududududum-dumdumdum-dududum etc...
by Dirge June 29, 2004
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doink

a word moderators or admins use when about to lock a thread/topic
"ok, this thread is useless...DOINK!" *locked*
by Dirge March 15, 2005
mugGet the doinkmug.

yhnctsmyt

by Dirge May 30, 2004
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ugly tree

The species of flora from which ugly people come
Look at that whore she musta fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got mauled by the ugly bear, dragged through the ugly forest, tossed in the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea
by Dirge May 28, 2004
mugGet the ugly treemug.

rsk

Ripped Shirt Kirk

An acronym which came into existance among the sci fi geeks on certain internet message boards. It refers to the belief that captain Kirk (from star trek) becomes an invincible once his shirt gets ripped in a fight.
RSK vs bin Laden who wins?
by Dirge September 19, 2004
mugGet the rskmug.

spongemonkey

the funniest creatures u see in the quiznos commercials and on rathergood.com
"We like da mooooon! Cuz it's close to us!"
by Dirge February 13, 2005
mugGet the spongemonkeymug.

spam

1. a meat by product (I think it's made out of people)
2. junk e-mail
Argh! I really hate Spam!!
by Dirge February 13, 2005
mugGet the spammug.

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