DireWolf's definitions

porn

Assuming everyone knows what porn is (unless you're mentally retarded)... 98% of the time someone's hard drive gives out on them, it's because of this.

"Dude my computer started giving me all these error messages and stuff... can you help me?"

"Yea, first of all, get a new hard drive/entire computer cause yours probably sucks... when you're done with that, stop looking at so much porn! Idiot! At least be smart about it: get anti-virus, anti-spyware, and a firewall...THEN you can BEGIN to look at SOME...

by DireWolf September 4, 2006

BOTTUMTEXT

Ancient language dating back to 1119 A.D. believed to be a indirect offshoot of the far more ancient language FUDDENEZE.

BOTTUMTEXT words include GOBBLESS, MIZZTRIZZ DEBORAH and BRUTHR

by Direwolf April 10, 2024

Squ'ith-Divers

Bot-Divers but better

Omg! It's the Squ'ith-Divers! We're saved!

by Direwolf July 27, 2025

Pirate

Older name for a Pastafarian. Commonly confused with Anti-ninjas, which is wrong, because ninja are Pastafarian too. There are even ninja-pirates. Not to be confused with pirate-ninja though, they are something entirely different.

Real Pirate: "Arrr, Hail the pasta!"

by direwolf December 3, 2014

dipped

1.To leave physically in any situation (most likely really fast to get away)
2.To run/get away from something

1 & 2. After seeing one run away really fast: "Man, he/she DIPPED!"

Can also be used as: "He/she 'dipped out!'"

by DireWolf September 4, 2006

Bug-Divers

Egotistical Bugfucker, have lowest IQ of all Helldivers hence is why they fight bugs

Bruh, that's a group of Bug-Divers running a train on that fuckin bug.... hey morons your supposed to kill that bug not have sex with it

by Direwolf July 27, 2025

Devin

Person whose been ghosted 250+ times in a row over the process of 2 or 3 years

Dude, did hear about Tim? He's left Tinder cuz he can't take the thought of turning into a Devin

by Direwolf July 26, 2025