Dignitiondead's definitions

BOOTIFURR LADEE

A term that Boomers say far too often on Facebook and Instagram usually in direct relation to a completely unattainable female who would not give them the time of day, even if it meant the difference between life and death.

HEMLO BOOTIFURR LADEE PLES SEMD BAB AND VIRGINIA!!!!!!

by Dignitiondead November 4, 2023

pugbutter

Peanut butter that is used for a pug-seduction from an elderly dementia patient who stutters things like "gimme me me me ma ma ma puggggggg "

I had to bust out the pugbutter to get Mr Spots to eat my schnutz.

by Dignitiondead February 22, 2021

Frankentomcombover

A particularly disturbing hairstyle styled with Korean yak sex butter.

Did you see that guys Frankentomcombover? It sure sucked.

by Dignitiondead November 4, 2023

Fartfetus

A phrase that you say when you see something on the ground that you absolutely cannot identify and you have no idea what else to say because it is so shocking and bizarre.

What in the fartfetus did I just almost trip over here on homeless Boulevard??

by Dignitiondead November 7, 2023

mcdocked

when being thornhilled takes on a new dimension and causes a partnership peen to peen mating ritual.

Till sure was mcdocked by Tim last week at Thornhill. It was the deepest mcdocking we have ever seen.

by Dignitiondead February 9, 2021

potato

Primarily describes the potato-like countenance of a mid-Ford van but can be extended to first and third gen also.

That potato is going to overheat before it makes it to the top of Angeles Crest.

by Dignitiondead February 23, 2021

thornhilled

of or pertaining to being "docked" at Thornhill

Tim had a really good time when he thornhilled terry this weekend

by Dignitiondead February 9, 2021