863 definitions by Diego
Smoker: "Keen to go '1/2 on a bag of dank'?"
Part-Time Smoker: "Yeah, fo sheezzee, but I only got $5."
Smoker: "'Fuckin fuckya' then cunt."
Part-Time Smoker: "Yeah, fo sheezzee, but I only got $5."
Smoker: "'Fuckin fuckya' then cunt."
by Diego September 3, 2003
An older man who is able to gain a younger woman by having lots of cash and assets. The younger woman is known as a 'gold digger'.
A sugar daddy is generally being used by the 'gold-digger' for his house, cars and clothes money.
A sugar daddy is generally being used by the 'gold-digger' for his house, cars and clothes money.
Female: "Shit...I did too many drugs throughout skool, how am I supposed to earn income?...I know! I'll get myself a sugar daddy."
by Diego August 31, 2003
A TV show that films police arresting very small-time criminals.
EXAMPLE OF TACTICS USED:
A) A group of 5 tough-looking undercover officers ask a skinny little kid to buy $10 worth of weed. They then arrest him. Who wouldn't buy a bag of weed if you thought it would save you from being murdered by a group of thugs?
B) Prostitutes asking men if they want a $5 fuck. Then arresting them. I'd pay any half-decent chick $5 for a fuck.
EXAMPLE OF TACTICS USED:
A) A group of 5 tough-looking undercover officers ask a skinny little kid to buy $10 worth of weed. They then arrest him. Who wouldn't buy a bag of weed if you thought it would save you from being murdered by a group of thugs?
B) Prostitutes asking men if they want a $5 fuck. Then arresting them. I'd pay any half-decent chick $5 for a fuck.
That sort of behaviour is called 'entrapment' in Australia...None of that shit would ever hold up in court.
by Diego November 9, 2003
An absolute champion.
Drinking Overproof rum (60%) and smoking like a chimney, ol' Pricey is the most laidback, kickin' it of all Aussie's. He grew up in the heartlands of Swansea NSW and used to drop acid in class. A freakishly talented soccer goalie, Pricey would regularly be seen getting high an the hour before a match.
Driving a Canary yellow Holden Gemini, his chick-pulling capabilities are unlimited as he is the biggest chiller ever. His most common phrases: "Fuck Off Cunt!" "Whateva" "I don't give a fuck" "No worries".
Drinking Overproof rum (60%) and smoking like a chimney, ol' Pricey is the most laidback, kickin' it of all Aussie's. He grew up in the heartlands of Swansea NSW and used to drop acid in class. A freakishly talented soccer goalie, Pricey would regularly be seen getting high an the hour before a match.
Driving a Canary yellow Holden Gemini, his chick-pulling capabilities are unlimited as he is the biggest chiller ever. His most common phrases: "Fuck Off Cunt!" "Whateva" "I don't give a fuck" "No worries".
"Me and Pricey have been tight for years. Smoking chronic and getting fucked up way back in the day. I got my degree in ~weed science~ with him.
by Diego August 21, 2003
A suss-cunt is a 'suspect' or 'suspicous' cunt. It is my most favoured insult. Can be used like dickhead, asshole, fuckwit etc.
anyone: "Sorry man...But while you were in the kitchen I smoked your last cone."
me: "Fuck you ya suss-cunt."
me: "Fuck you ya suss-cunt."
by Diego August 31, 2003
by Diego August 30, 2003
Short for 'personal', meaning 'personal smoke', the portion of a large drug purchase that a drug dealer puts away for himself.
"I bought 300 pills and ended up getting 20 pills purso."
"I bought a 1/2 ounce of weed and got 2 grams of purso."
"I bought a 1/2 ounce of weed and got 2 grams of purso."
by Diego September 3, 2003