Didda Tinkle's definitions

flaccid

Lacking strength or erect stature.

Your mother has a flaccid spinal cord.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

superliminal

Delivering a message directly as a command or order, unlike subliminal messaging, which delivers them indirectly or without the receiver's knowledge.

"YVAN EHT NIOJ" - Subliminal
"HEY YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!" - Superliminal

by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004

electric car

A car with a rechargable battery that needs no gasoline but instead is powered by electricity. Criticized for not going great distances before having to recharge. It's better for the environment though - but who really cares?

"Hello. I'm an electric car. I don't go very fast, or very far; and if you drive me, people will think you're gay."

by Didda Tinkle July 3, 2004

excuses are like asses

A phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.

Excuses are like asses, everyone has them (except some gimps).

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

toothsome

1. To describe something that smells delicious.

2. To have many teeth in many areas of the body (mouth, vagina etc.)

You toothsome devil!

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

copulate

To fornicate, an act usually followed by a steamy excrement of relief. Well, for me anyway.

I copulated with your aunties and then defecated on their bed in response to my pleasure.

by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004

elephantitis of the nuts

The coolest thing ever. The only thing cooler is a flying AOL disc.

I teabagged that crowd of hippies with my gigantic nads.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004