internet-famous

When you get famous on the Internet but nobody knows what you look like. And if they do, they've seen 1 or 2 pictures of you giving the finger or posing for the camera.

Maddox is the most Internet-famous person you'll never see.

by Didda Tinkle July 01, 2004

elephantitis of the nuts

The coolest thing ever. The only thing cooler is a flying AOL disc.

I teabagged that crowd of hippies with my gigantic nads.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

avril lover

Anyone under the age of 10 whose first introduction to Punk was from Avril Lavigne. They've been soiled for life.

While most Punk Rock artists throw concerts full of drunk and rowdy teenagers, Avril's concerts are full of tiny Avril Lover's sitting on the ground with their legs crossed playing duck-duck-goose and spraying lemonade on each other.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

roflmaotj

Rolling on the Floor Laughing my Ass off to Japan.

Nobody uses this acronym.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

excuses are like asses

A phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.

Excuses are like asses, everyone has them (except some gimps).

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

toothsome

1. To describe something that smells delicious.

2. To have many teeth in many areas of the body (mouth, vagina etc.)

You toothsome devil!

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

those

Polite term for genitals.

I pointed to his pants and asked "What are those?"

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004