Didda Tinkle's definitions

unternet

Sarcastic term for the Internet. Also the name for someone who doesn't know how to use the Internet.

I am a surfingk the Unternet. Lolzies.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

secret agent

What you wanna be when you grow up, admit it.

MAX KNIGHT: ULTRA SPY!

(Worst movie ever)

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

moosick

1. A sick cow. Nobody uses this slang, except me.

2. Music that sounds like a sick cow that lumbered into a recording studio.

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: My moosick ated it.
Teacher: ROFL

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

Reality TV

It's what MTV has dedicated its airtime to, instead of music.

MTV has so much Reality TV shows. They may as well rename "MTV" to "RTV".

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

those

Polite term for genitals.

I pointed to his pants and asked "What are those?"

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

avril lover

Anyone under the age of 10 whose first introduction to Punk was from Avril Lavigne. They've been soiled for life.

While most Punk Rock artists throw concerts full of drunk and rowdy teenagers, Avril's concerts are full of tiny Avril Lover's sitting on the ground with their legs crossed playing duck-duck-goose and spraying lemonade on each other.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

copulate

To fornicate, an act usually followed by a steamy excrement of relief. Well, for me anyway.

I copulated with your aunties and then defecated on their bed in response to my pleasure.

by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004