DidacticDolphin's definitions

Giraffe

An large African mammal that can wear up to at very least one thousand necklaces

Bruh do you see that speckled long-necked camel-leopard chimera?

Dude that's a giraffe. You can tell by how many necklaces it could wear

by DidacticDolphin July 10, 2019

Swimmingly

When a girl is having such a good time or day because she stuck a fish up her vagina earlier that morning and it's swimming inside her making her continuously orgasm

After I snuck out a fish from that tank my day has gone swimmingly!

by DidacticDolphin July 10, 2019

Alison

She will be your first girlfriend and the relationship will last a year and make you feel great but nearing the close she will get bored of you and never be around and always come up with excuses not to meet. She will fake cry when you finally dump her and pretend to get angry but secretly she wanted you to do break up with her a long time ago

"Are you still dating Alison?"

"Nah man, I broke up with her a long time ago. Girl was a crazy bitch"

by DidacticDolphin July 10, 2019