4 definitions by DictionaryPapi

Registered Flex Offender

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.

"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."

by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

Example:

"Dude, Ned Stark fucking dies."
"I haven't see the episode yet asshole. Are you kidding me?"

by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

A violent and plural form of the "giggles." Symptoms include the inability to cease laughter, a red face, uncontrollable body shaking, and gas.

"What's that smell?"
"Sorry mayne, I can't control myself. I was just thinking about a joke I heard the other day and I had a giggle attack."

by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

A variation of a "Do Not Touch" commonly found in museums and antique China stores.

"I want that blueberry donut, bro. It looks hella good."
"Hands off the glass, man. Can't you read? It says 'Donut Touch!'"

by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014