Diamonion's definitions

Jesus Ranch

A place to hravest tomatoes in the sand.

A nice place to take a walk in the woods, if you don't mind the smell of shit.

The natural habitat of the Silver Stripped Mushroom, which, of course, makes you fly.

"I come uppon a Silver Stripped Mushroom and I fly..."

by Diamonion January 28, 2004

free

Anything with a hidden or obvious fee.

"abslolutely free, plus $8 postage."

by Diamonion January 28, 2004

Warchalking

The practice of marking a series of symbols on sidewalks and walls to indicate nearby wireless access.
Typically with the SSID written above the symbol and Bandwidth below.
Inspired by the practice of hobos during the Great Depression to use chalk marks to indicate which homes were friendly.

I warchalked the secret government agency down the street!

by Diamonion February 13, 2004

Tenacious D

The Two Kings.

"...not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead. Alright we'll do it! We'll lead as Two Kings!"

by Diamonion January 28, 2004

Daiye

Derek Zoolander's spelling of the word "Day".

"Um, hello! Earth to Matilda! I was at a DAY spa! D-A-I-Y-E!"

by Diamonion February 29, 2004