38 definitions by Dewey
The fact that all Philly sports teams often come so close to winning a championship, but fall just short every time. Philly teams haven't won a title since 1983; every city with at least three teams (except Cleveland) has had at least one of them win a title since then, even Phoenix!
The curse of Failadelphia was prevalent in 2004, as the Eagles and Flyers lost in their league semifinals. It even spread to other sports, as St. Joes basketball fell just short of the Final Four and Smarty Jones barely lost the Belmont Stakes in his bid for the Triple Crown.
by Dewey June 16, 2004
Another name for Taco Bell. Used because Taco Bell is very high in fat, with tendencies to cause explosive diarrhea or heart attacks.
by Dewey June 30, 2004
Goaltender for the Detroit Red Wings. Also has played for the St. Louis Blues, Edmonton Oilers, and Toronto Maple Leafs. Still has not won a Stanley Cup after fifteen NHL seasons.
Cujo never wins a Cup because his teams don't give him enough goal support after the first round of the playoffs.
by Dewey June 16, 2004
Amazing first baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals. Only player in MLB history to start his career with three seasons of hitting .300 with 30 homers, 100 rbi, and 100 runs scored. Could end up as one of the best hitters ever.
Albert Pujols is sick.
by Dewey August 2, 2004
The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.
by Dewey July 11, 2004
The reason that New Jersey is called the "Armpit of America." Overcrowded, too close to New York, and home to many nasty factories. Also contains Newark, which is basically a death trap, and a shitty sports complex.
If you are driving in Newark, or any North Jersey city for that matter, be sure to lock your doors and roll up your windows.
by Dewey June 22, 2004