Dewey's definitions

dorked

Describes a beer that was left lying around at a party, sadly unfinished.

I was mad pissed at the people I was partying with, since they left way too many dorked beers at my house.

by Dewey July 13, 2004

hockey players

The best athletes in the world. Have to be able to take 10-20 minutes of pounding from other players, skating at 25 mph, and trying to make plays while wearing 20 lbs of equipment. Make millions of dollars per year and often have hot wives.

Mario Lemieux, Joe Sakic, and Wayne Gretzky are a few of the greatest hockey players ever. They are very rich and have really hot wives.

by Dewey June 15, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship

What a girl says when you have been friends with her for a while, but does not want to take the next step and become your girlfriend. Basically those works are a huge kick in the balls.

Girl: "We could start going out, but I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Guy: "OK, I understand completely."

Guy's thoughts: "GOD DAMNIT!!!!"

by Dewey July 11, 2004

marv albert

The best damn basketball announcer to ever call NBA games. Did have some legal troubles, but still is around.

Ewing takes it to the hole, he's got it! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!

by Dewey July 31, 2004

rps

An abbreviation for "rock, paper, scissors."

Anything can be settled with a quick, or long, game of RPS.

by Dewey May 23, 2004

esche

The first goalie who Flyers fans did not have to bitch about in the postseason since the early years of Ron Hextall. Gave the dead, tired Flyers a good shot at the Cup in 2004.

Robert Esche is the man in goal in Philly.

by Dewey June 16, 2004

red wings

The Detroit Red Wings are the New York Yankees of the NHL; every year they have a high payroll, are always in the running for the championship, and will stop at nothing to acquire a great player for a playoff run.

The Red Wings are Stanley Cup contenders every season; I, along with many others, am happy if and when they get knocked out of the playoffs.

by Dewey June 2, 2004