38 definitions by Dewey
Shitty hockey team that can't get out of the first round of the playoffs. They haven't made it to the second round since 1993.
by Dewey June 16, 2004
Biggest wankstas in world history. Think they are gangsta and bad-ass, when their cars are rented, their jewelry is fake, and they are from suburban Georgia. I hope real gangstas find them and show them what its really like to be from the streets.
The Icy Hot Stuntaz are fags.
by Dewey June 30, 2004
The 2004 Stanley Cup Champions. Also a team that has no true fans, since nobody gave two shits about them until they were in the Eastern Conference Finals.
by Dewey June 10, 2004
Former NHL powerhouse that has fallen on hard times recently. Their bankruptcy has forced them to trade such great players as Alexei Kovalev, Jaromir Jagr, Robert Lang, and Martin Straka. With Mario Lemieux's constant injury problems, the Pengiuns are often an easy two points for opponents.
The Pittsburgh Penguins are so sad; they went from Eastern Conference Finalists to losing 18 straight games in just three years.
by Dewey June 16, 2004
The best fuckin show on television! Better with Adam and Jimmy, but Joe and Doug are still pretty raunchy and funny. Has hot juggees and hilarious toilet humor.
by Dewey June 30, 2004
The best damn basketball announcer to ever call NBA games. Did have some legal troubles, but still is around.
by Dewey August 1, 2004
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