Dewey's definitions

rock paper scissors

The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.

I beat Ryan in a game of rock paper scissors to determine who gets shotgun in Drew's car.

by Dewey July 10, 2004

a-rod

Great player who is consistently good, but hardly worth $25.2 million a year. Also known as "Pay-Rod."

The Yankees continued their efforts to buy the World Series by acquiring Pay-Rod from Texas, getting a good player while inheriting a whale of a contract.

by Dewey June 29, 2004

martin brodeur

The best goaltender in the NHL today, having won two Vezina trophies and three Stanley Cups with the New Jersey Devils. Severely pisses off fans of the Philadelphia Flyers since he almost always beats them.

I hate Martin Brodeur because that bastard is too good and always shuts down the Flyers.

by Dewey June 15, 2004

cockjuggler

Yet another word for a slut; a girl (or guy) who does a balancing act in their sex life, having many male partners at a time.

That bitch is one hell of a cockjuggler; she is sleeping with seven different guys right now!!

by Dewey May 24, 2004

marv albert

The best damn basketball announcer to ever call NBA games. Did have some legal troubles, but still is around.

Ewing takes it to the hole, he's got it! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!

by Dewey July 31, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship

What a girl says when you have been friends with her for a while, but does not want to take the next step and become your girlfriend. Basically those works are a huge kick in the balls.

Girl: "We could start going out, but I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Guy: "OK, I understand completely."

Guy's thoughts: "GOD DAMNIT!!!!"

by Dewey July 11, 2004

hockey players

The best athletes in the world. Have to be able to take 10-20 minutes of pounding from other players, skating at 25 mph, and trying to make plays while wearing 20 lbs of equipment. Make millions of dollars per year and often have hot wives.

Mario Lemieux, Joe Sakic, and Wayne Gretzky are a few of the greatest hockey players ever. They are very rich and have really hot wives.

by Dewey June 15, 2004