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Canada

Hey,
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.
by devon April 24, 2003
mugGet the Canadamug.

Montoya

Down to earth, sweet, caring person. Montoya's are truly beautiful in and out. Montoya's will do anything for the people they love.
John: Have you meet Rachel?
Amy: Yes, she's such a Montoya!
by Devon December 7, 2014
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ice cream

1)a sweet but frozen dairy product
2)a p*ssy
1)Do they sell ice cream at CVS?
2)Taste my ice cream.
by devon December 3, 2003
mugGet the ice creammug.

AcaBelles

A distinct group of women who sing a cappella music in a classy fashion. Their harmonies take many a breath away.. especially all-male a cappella groups! You will become enchanted by their trills and triads. Moved by their wit and splendor. Entranced by their stunning beauty and vocal stylings. The AcaBelles aren't just a statement.. they are a way of life.
Don't you think there's more to life than being in a really, really ridiculously good looking a Cappella group?
by Devon March 22, 2005
mugGet the AcaBellesmug.

Whootcrackers

What one says when you aren't sure what to say after some good news has been given.
Boy- Guess what, I just dumped my old girlfriend so I can go out with you now!
Girl- ...WHOOTCRACKERS!
by Devon November 16, 2003
mugGet the Whootcrackersmug.

bbbjwcim

bare back blow job with come in mouth
that was a sweet bbbjwcim!!!
by devon May 13, 2005
mugGet the bbbjwcimmug.

Dogma

A blind faith in a religion by people with exceedingly low IQ's.
George Bush is stupid and is also very dogmatic, what a coincidence.
by Devon July 16, 2004
mugGet the Dogmamug.

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