Definitions by Desmond White

post-chaste 

That pure, fleeting moment after your first sexual experience when it still hasn't settled that you're no longer a virgin.

"Yo woman let's do it again!"
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."

post-chaste by Desmond White February 18, 2010

tummy sticks 

Tummy sticks is the situation in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs.

Tommy: Hey Tommy, wanna play tummy sticks?
Tommy: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!

tummy sticks by Desmond White January 3, 2010

skankaslutawhoralicious

An individual of such extreme hotness they're ravaged with an unlimited amount of STDs. Yet that doesn't affect their sex life. In other words, although her STDs might skin you down to the bone in a cauldron of spiked barnacles and mutant crabs, you'd still totally do her.

Greg: "Dude, I'm not feeling so good."
Charlie: "Yeah? That's because that chick you hooked with last night was skankaslutawhoralicious."
Greg: "It was worth, totally worth it."
Greg's penis falls off.

skankaslutawhoralicious by Desmond White December 3, 2009

holidorgy 

Any of the holiday-themed orgies that occur regularly at your house, because you're that awesome. Christmas holidorgies involve stockings, lots of coal, and MILFs in Mrs Clause outfits. Thanksgiving: stuffing, gravy, plus hot Pocahontas costumes. Halloween: cosplay and flavored condoms. Easter: fertilized eggs (hopefully not!) and furries.

"that was a great holidorgy."
"yeah it's nice having the in-laws over."

holidorgy by Desmond White December 2, 2009

beer bratting 

When you use beer as a marinating sauce for bratwurst. The food product can then be called beer meat. Beer bratting is a mancraft.

"These brats here, you beer bratting them, fuck?"
"Mang, I nated these suckas with Miller High Life then fucked two chicks and now I'm dead."
"You is suitable for non-gay gay marriage because that's fucking TIGHT shit."
"Whatev."

beer bratting by Desmond White December 1, 2009

non-gay gay marriage 

A marriage between two people of the same gender who are not gay. Usually considered the pinnacle of a bromance where two bro's decide to become partners for life in a straight way. This is like in that movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." Although Chuch and Larry were pretending to be gay, they were actually two straight men who married for reasons involving pensions or something.

"Don't worry man, everyone here knows this is a non-gay gay marriage."

"You wanna have sex?"
"No."
"Good."
"Fine."

non-gay gay marriage by Desmond White December 1, 2009

moustache five 

It's when two dudes high-five with their moustaches. To an outsider it might look totally gay, but between the two dudes, it's totally manly. Sometimes followed by heavy groping and actual kissing.

"Moustache Five right now!"
*pound moustaches*
"THAT was AWESOME."
"Yeah! But that part where you lingered was kinda weird."

moustache five by Desmond White December 1, 2009