Desmond White's definitions

ginsberg

An alcoholic drink that is totally kosher. Usually used by jewaholics. If the bottle is labeled Yayin Mevushal, it's probably ginsberg.

"Oy vey, pass me some of that ginsberg!"

"Hey Gentile, get away from that shit."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

post-chaste

That pure, fleeting moment after your first sexual experience when it still hasn't settled that you're no longer a virgin.

"Yo woman let's do it again!"
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."

by Desmond White February 18, 2010

moustache five

It's when two dudes high-five with their moustaches. To an outsider it might look totally gay, but between the two dudes, it's totally manly. Sometimes followed by heavy groping and actual kissing.

"Moustache Five right now!"
*pound moustaches*
"THAT was AWESOME."
"Yeah! But that part where you lingered was kinda weird."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

desmondized

Getting tricked into being smarter than you really are. In order to understand the concept you must be desmondized yourself. A classic example is the friendship between Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson, making this older than radio.

Malthus "whenever I hang wiff karen I smarts.."
Frien "what chew trippin, like phat'n shiz?"
Malthus: "dunno like whateff i get desmondized."

Karen "Hello Malthus, how're you doing?"
Malthus "Suitable, good friend, truly delectable."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

mandalized

When you get beaten up by a bunch of dudes. Sorta the plural form of manhandled, because menhandling sounds weird.

"fool, you better get out or you're gonna get mandalized"

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

skankaslutawhoralicious

An individual of such extreme hotness they're ravaged with an unlimited amount of STDs. Yet that doesn't affect their sex life. In other words, although her STDs might skin you down to the bone in a cauldron of spiked barnacles and mutant crabs, you'd still totally do her.

Greg: "Dude, I'm not feeling so good."
Charlie: "Yeah? That's because that chick you hooked with last night was skankaslutawhoralicious."
Greg: "It was worth, totally worth it."
Greg's penis falls off.

by Desmond White December 3, 2009

tummy sticks

Tummy sticks is the situation in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs.

Tommy: Hey Tommy, wanna play tummy sticks?
Tommy: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!

by Desmond White January 3, 2010