Desmond White's definitions

post-chaste

That pure, fleeting moment after your first sexual experience when it still hasn't settled that you're no longer a virgin.

"Yo woman let's do it again!"
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."

by Desmond White February 18, 2010

tummy sticks

Tummy sticks is the situation in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs.

Tommy: Hey Tommy, wanna play tummy sticks?
Tommy: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!

by Desmond White January 3, 2010

beer bratting

When you use beer as a marinating sauce for bratwurst. The food product can then be called beer meat. Beer bratting is a mancraft.

"These brats here, you beer bratting them, fuck?"
"Mang, I nated these suckas with Miller High Life then fucked two chicks and now I'm dead."
"You is suitable for non-gay gay marriage because that's fucking TIGHT shit."
"Whatev."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

non-gay gay marriage

A marriage between two people of the same gender who are not gay. Usually considered the pinnacle of a bromance where two bro's decide to become partners for life in a straight way. This is like in that movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." Although Chuch and Larry were pretending to be gay, they were actually two straight men who married for reasons involving pensions or something.

"Don't worry man, everyone here knows this is a non-gay gay marriage."

"You wanna have sex?"
"No."
"Good."
"Fine."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

moustache five

It's when two dudes high-five with their moustaches. To an outsider it might look totally gay, but between the two dudes, it's totally manly. Sometimes followed by heavy groping and actual kissing.

"Moustache Five right now!"
*pound moustaches*
"THAT was AWESOME."
"Yeah! But that part where you lingered was kinda weird."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

ginsberg

An alcoholic drink that is totally kosher. Usually used by jewaholics. If the bottle is labeled Yayin Mevushal, it's probably ginsberg.

"Oy vey, pass me some of that ginsberg!"

"Hey Gentile, get away from that shit."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

mandalized

When you get beaten up by a bunch of dudes. Sorta the plural form of manhandled, because menhandling sounds weird.

"fool, you better get out or you're gonna get mandalized"

by Desmond White December 1, 2009