Definitions by Desmond Shoals
Pocket Anxiety
The feeling one gets when not having their hands in a hoodie or sweater pockets, and really wants to have them in there. This happens once the clothing has been removed and there are no pockets to put hands into.
"What's wrong with your hands?"
"I don't have my hoodie today and my hands really need to be in one!"
"Ah...Pocket anxiety again...It happened to me yesterday."
"I don't have my hoodie today and my hands really need to be in one!"
"Ah...Pocket anxiety again...It happened to me yesterday."
Pocket Anxiety by Desmond Shoals December 19, 2008
Pocket Anxiety
The feeling one gets when excessivly wearing hoodies or other clothes with pockets nearby the stomach and then removes the clothing and still does the motion of wanting to put hands in the stomach pocket.
Guy 1: "Aww!"
Girl 1: "What's wrong?"
Guy 1: "I don't have my hoodie on today...."
Girl 1: "Pocket Anxiety again?"
Girl 1: "What's wrong?"
Guy 1: "I don't have my hoodie on today...."
Girl 1: "Pocket Anxiety again?"
Pocket Anxiety by Desmond Shoals December 9, 2008
ass whipping insurance
1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.
2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.
2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.
1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"
2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!
2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!
ass whipping insurance by Desmond Shoals April 10, 2008
ass whipping insurance
1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.
2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.
2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.
1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"
2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!
2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!
ass whipping insurance by Desmond Shoals April 10, 2008
Face Fist'r
When other energy drinks don't cut it, don't cut it at all. FIST IT! With FACE FIST'R! Face Fist'r is the new hybrid energy drink. Part Soda, part Energy Drink, part...stick of DYNAMITE! Face Fist'r will make you feel like a kid in a candy store. A candy store MADE OF EXPLOSIONS! Face Fist'r will HOLD YOUR TASTE BUDS HOSTAGE!! Face Fist'r will make you feel like a piece of crap! A piece of crap full of ENERGY! CRAPERGY!
Each can of Face Fist'r contains the explosive capabilities of....5 pounds of gunpower, A lit cigarette, and any song ever sung by DRAGONFORCE!!!!
Face Fist'r could eat a red bull and crap out a DASANI!!!
Each can of Face Fist'r contains the explosive capabilities of....5 pounds of gunpower, A lit cigarette, and any song ever sung by DRAGONFORCE!!!!
Face Fist'r could eat a red bull and crap out a DASANI!!!
Face Fist'r by Desmond Shoals April 10, 2008