85 definitions by DesPERRYado
A person who thinks that resources and wealth should distributed among people who deserve rather than on an equal basis. Egalitarianism would be the opposite of Meritarianism.
Egalitarian: We should help the homeless.
Meritarian: The homeless don't work so we shouldn't share our resources with them!!!!
Meritarian: The homeless don't work so we shouldn't share our resources with them!!!!
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.
Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.
Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.
by DesPERRYado May 18, 2005
Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.
"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"
"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."
"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."
by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005
Where FInal Fantasy X and Legend of Zelda are, DBZ Bukodai and John Madden's fishing are not greatists hits.
by DesPERRYado January 28, 2005
1. The act of ejaculating in a woman's face; usually unexpected.
2. Used figuratively to express victory. Usually used in conjunction with an adjective. See The Proverbial Champ
2. Used figuratively to express victory. Usually used in conjunction with an adjective. See The Proverbial Champ
1.
Zac: i'm most likely going to give stacia the champ
Luke: The champ? Is that when you cum on her face?
Zac: i wouldnt do that to her
Luke: i know, but i'm going to call it "the champ" from now on
2.
Person 1: Man, I really gave Jen the champ in an argument about abortion.
Person 2: The Proverbial Champ?
Person 1: No, just the regular champ.
Zac: i'm most likely going to give stacia the champ
Luke: The champ? Is that when you cum on her face?
Zac: i wouldnt do that to her
Luke: i know, but i'm going to call it "the champ" from now on
2.
Person 1: Man, I really gave Jen the champ in an argument about abortion.
Person 2: The Proverbial Champ?
Person 1: No, just the regular champ.
by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004
'Shareef don't like it, rockin' the casbah. Rock the Casbah."
by DesPERRYado October 4, 2005
by DesPERRYado November 11, 2004