85 definitions by DesPERRYado

You can shut the hell up

The best retort ever.

Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?

You can shut the hell up.

I think the problem is with you.

I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.

by DesPERRYado November 10, 2004

newb blaster

One of the most powerful guns in counter-strike. It's real name is Para.

"Man, I killed 4 guys with my newb blaster."

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

cottage

A small house near a body of water or in the forest which families go to during summer and holidays. They're usually only afforded by the upper and upper-middle class. It should be noticed that 'cottage' is the Canadian terminology. In the greater United States a cottage is referred to as a 'camp.'

"We're going to our camp this weekend?"

"What!?! You own an entire camp?"

::explains::

"Oh, we call that a cottage, in Canada."

by DesPERRYado October 11, 2005

next-gen gamer

Short for next generation gamer. A person who starts with newer releases of games.

Billy is a next-gen gamer, he started with Final Fantasy 7.

by DesPERRYado December 9, 2004

NRB

Short for "No Reason Boner." Generally, an erection that has no inherent cause other than a young man's hormones going crazy. The term is usually used to clear sexual tension when other prepubescent boys notice a bulge originating in your crotch area.

"For Christ's sake Dave."

"heh heh...::nervous laughter:: talk about a NRB. I sure hope the 10th graders don't see me."

by DesPERRYado October 4, 2005

payoff

An orgasm. Term used by Sociologist Laud Humphreys in The Tearoom Trade. Read it...NOW!!

"Why are you still dating that bitch?"

"I'm in it for the payoff."

by DesPERRYado July 25, 2005

X, Y and Z

A figure of speech used when making a hypothetical argument or example.

"Well, I could say, 'God doesn't exist because of X, Y and Z.'"

by DesPERRYado September 15, 2005