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A sociological institution that's true purpose is to protect the family structure (by alienating homosexuals) through guilt, self-doubt and fear by spouting the dogma of a man-made God in order to increase the reproductive rate of pre-industrial or medieval civilizations, which in turn increases a species overall chance of survival.
Up until about two hundred years ago religion was needed in order to keep high birth rates and control the masses; however today, religion is used as a tool to make war, confuse and psychologically damage people and promote hatred towards diversity
Up until about two hundred years ago religion was needed in order to keep high birth rates and control the masses; however today, religion is used as a tool to make war, confuse and psychologically damage people and promote hatred towards diversity
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
Get the Religion mug.A faux jutsu used by Kakashi-sensei in the anime Naruto. The technique basically consists of the user sneaking behind the anime, sticking his/her index fingers into the enemy's anus and thrusting the enemy into the air, hence a thousand years of pain.
Naruto later customizes this technique. Instead of thrusting the enemy into the air, Naruto leaves a firebomb in the enemy's anus.
Naruto later customizes this technique. Instead of thrusting the enemy into the air, Naruto leaves a firebomb in the enemy's anus.
Proctologist: "Ok, this is going to feel a bit weird."
Patient: "What the fuck, doc? Are you trying to do the THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN on me or what?"
Patient: "What the fuck, doc? Are you trying to do the THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN on me or what?"
by DesPERRYado October 15, 2005
Get the THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN mug.An ambiguous guy who hangs around a girl you're dating who may send vibes that he's sleeping with said girl.
"How'd the date go?"
"Ok, but when I picked her up she was just getting out of the shower, and this dude that lives there was also wearing a towel..."
"Ok, but when I picked her up she was just getting out of the shower, and this dude that lives there was also wearing a towel..."
by desperryado November 1, 2005
Get the dude mug.In driving: The act of activating a turn signal, but turning the opposite direction of said turn signal to throw-off pursuers.
by desPERRYado April 29, 2006
Get the the old 1-2 switcheroo mug.The collaboration of two or more people on a project or situation, which the outcome would be better than if the two people had worked independently of each other. Basically just a buzz word for team work
Man with Ladder: Man I'm hungry
Man with Tree: I can't reach those apples, if only I had a ladder...
Man with Ladder: Hey, let's work together.
Gee Wilbur, this synergy is great.
Man with Tree: I can't reach those apples, if only I had a ladder...
Man with Ladder: Hey, let's work together.
Gee Wilbur, this synergy is great.
by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004
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Wraslin' move created by Jake "The Snake" Roberts. Short for 'Damien's Dinner Time.'
2)A harmful crop chemical.
Wraslin' move created by Jake "The Snake" Roberts. Short for 'Damien's Dinner Time.'
2)A harmful crop chemical.
by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005
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