DesPERRYado's definitions

nail salon

1) A place a woman will go once a week to spend all your money on a worthless service.

2) A scam set up by Vietnamese immigrants to bilk money out of idiot women.

1) "I'm going to get my nails done at the nail salon."

2) "I can't believe she paid us 30 dollars to clean and polish her finger nails."

by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005

wet dream

When one ejaculates from some kind of sexual stimuli experienced in a dream...or really erotic nightmare. Caused from lack of masturbation.

Date: 7 years ago
Time: 4:44am
Location: Some dream

"Oh, Lois Lane. You can interview me any day of the week. ::wakes up:: Huh?! Wha?!? It happened again..."

"I haven't had a wet dream in 7 years."

by desperryado October 3, 2005

milk in a bag

In America milk comes in plastic containers. In Canada it comes in a bag.

Who used the last of the milk and didn't put in a new bag?

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

talking a walk on the wild side

To have a sexual experience with a cross dresser.

"Man, I thought going to bed without brushing my teeth was talking a walk on the wild side, but now this?!"

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

Tithe

The term used when religious folk give 10% of their earnings to their church. Most churches REQUIRE tithing as part of a membership. Tithe is also what makes religion like any other cult

Christian: My church makes me tithe. But I get to spend an eternity in Heaven.

Jimmy: But your children don't even have enough to eat.

Christian: But the cul...err..church I belong to needs the money to squader on useless councils and new uniforms for our worship team.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

thuganomics

Something John Cena is a doctor of.

"I studied thuganomics in graduate school."

"I have my Ph.D in thuganomics."

"John Cena is a disgrace to the field of thuganomics."

by desPERRYado January 20, 2006

Anthropology

The cultural and physical scientific study of humankind indiscriminate of time, place and race in an attempt to explain the origin of humankind.

Anthropology has done a much better job explaining the origin of humans than religion.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004