DesPERRYado's definitions

bi-curious

Euphemism often used by promiscuous females to label themselves. Females who label themselves as bi-curious often use the guise of becoming homosexual (even though bisexuality is an ascribed condition)and this label as an excuse to have indiscriminate sex with multiple male and female partners because the female in question is most likely obsessed with coitus.

Jenny says that she's bi-curious but she's really just a slut.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Growlanser

Someone who saves the world from unparalleled danger; a hero. Also known as a Savior of the Light.

Billy saved my ass from jail, he's a Growlanser.

by DesPERRYado January 18, 2005

wrongly accused of harassment

A phrase you adlib into a song after being wrong accused of harassment.

Maybe the dark is from your eyes. Maybe the dark is from being wrong accused of harassment.

After 9 days, I let the horse run free because I was wrongly accused of harassment.

by DesPERRYado November 4, 2004

sock

1. A garment usually worn between your foot and footwear which is meant to facilitate optimum body temperature, maximize comfort and decrease disgusting foot odor. Generally comes in pairs.

2. A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.

1. "Man, these new socks are really helping me maintain optimal, maximize comfort and minimize disgusting foot odor. And look, I have one for each foot."

2. "John, where have all your socks gone? I could've sworn that I bought you a pack just last week."

by desperryado October 3, 2005

digicide

The intention, systematic killing of digital pets. Done so via abusing digital pets, overfeeding them, or by simply resetting the handheld ones.

23:10 perragorn: This Mark Fagan kid let me play with his for a few minutes and i fed it like 90 meals in 4 minutes so it died
23:11 perragorn: and he was like "awwwww my friend was going to give me 10 dollars if I raised it the right way."
23:11 Nathan: lol
23:11 Nathan: hahahahahaa
23:11 Nathan: hahahaha
23:11 Nathan: ahahahahha
23:11 Nathan: ahahahaha
23:11 Nathan: ahah
23:11 Nathan: ah
23:11 Nathan: ahaha
23:11 Nathan: ha
23:11 perragorn: Like that?
23:11 Nathan: digicide!!!

by desPERRYado April 29, 2006

dude

An ambiguous guy who hangs around a girl you're dating who may send vibes that he's sleeping with said girl.

"How'd the date go?"

"Ok, but when I picked her up she was just getting out of the shower, and this dude that lives there was also wearing a towel..."

by desperryado November 1, 2005

spankerchief

An ejaculatory device used to aid in the collection or removal of ejaculate.

Person: "My mom found my spankerchief."
Luke: "hahaha, you have a spankerchief?"

by DesPERRYado September 5, 2005