cock lick

to be a lil bitch to whope some ones ass in halo
"Cody why are you being a god dam clock lick bitch"?
by derek December 12, 2004
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garden state

Highly overrated film directed by Zach Braff. While the direction, script, and camera work are mediocre; the overall feeling of the film is much like the Zach Braff character himself: numb. The relationships of the characters seem stale and unrealistic.

The film is often praised by teenagers as the best film ever mainly because most of them have never seen an independent film and are so accustomed to the mainstream formula that Garden State seems refreshing and original, even though there are much better human type films out there.
While Garden State is a decent film, it doesn't deserve the hype that surrounds it.
by Derek February 27, 2005
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M.A.G

by derek November 19, 2003
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buh-zing

Interjection used after a particularly good insult.
All this time spent keeping people from having sex...now I know how the Catholic Church feels--BUH-ZING!
by Derek December 12, 2003
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Cuntwat

The worst female cutdown known to man. A mixture of the word "Cunt" and the word "Twat".
You are such a Cuntwat!
by Derek December 16, 2004
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Mormons

Some of the nicest people you will ever meet, which is unfortunate, since they fall victim to the biggest fraud ever. The Book of Mormon has been altered nearly 300 times to meet the popularity of changing times, such as no longer practicing poligamy and allowing blacks into the church after feeling the pressure of the Civil Rights Movement. Joeseph Smith was not a martyr, he shot at and killed some of the people that came after him when they were tired of his lies.
Nobody ever saw the Golden Plates, and what he copied down from them in "hieroglyphics " have been translated and found to mean absolute rubbish. Mormons say that the Bible is word from God, even though the Bible clearly says that nothing can be added to it, the Book of Mormon is an obvious attempt at this.
Mormons must tithe 10 percent of their income to be in good standing, and people are counting. My church simply has an anonymous drop box in the lobby
by Derek November 18, 2004
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Chikaboobage

Lettin chickens peck at your nipples
by Derek September 02, 2003
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