Derek's definitions

clam baking

getting high in a inclosed room

me and derek just clam baked my shed

by derek May 13, 2005

trickler

a penis that never stops dripping after you piss.

I hate it man, I have a trickler

by Derek December 5, 2003

chutter

Onomatopoeic expression for the sound the expulsion of gas, from the anus, through a pair of sweaty buttocks would make.

"Somebody chutterd in the sauna at gym tonight!"

by derek January 17, 2005

Chode

a penis that is larger around then it is long

my dicks 8 inches thick, but only 4 inches long:(

by derek January 2, 2003

pap

a large volume of gass exiting the anus through a large set of buttocks, without allowing the buttocks to flutter.

Old lardbutt let off an enormous pap at the movies this afternoon causing someone to spill their popcorn!

by derek May 26, 2005

ebsco

if you need a negative adjective... this is your word

The bathroom is so fuc*in ebsco.

by Derek November 30, 2004

White Bread

Plain, tasteless, boring, lame. Just like white bread!

-She's nothing special, just a typical white bread bitch.
-All the guys in the halfpipe are pulling the same white bread tricks as last year

by Derek February 8, 2004