Derek's definitions

poofer

slang term for a gay man, i.e. queen

For God's sake, I'm gay but I don't wear make-up and a boa like that poofer over there.

by derek April 24, 2004

leff

The most awesome possible way to say the word "left," as inspired by Thirst from those Sprite commercials.

"I'mma be ova heah on my leff...gettin' mah drink on!"

by Derek August 31, 2004

cock lick

to be a lil bitch to whope some ones ass in halo

"Cody why are you being a god dam clock lick bitch"?

by derek December 11, 2004

crumbelievable

the state of being unbelievably crumbly, or just unbelievable

Steve: So how's the army treatin' ya?
Derek: It's good, real good.
Steve: Crumbelievable!

by Derek May 26, 2006

guff

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display

by derek May 26, 2005

swag

1. very low quality marijuana, usually with a low level of THC.
2. Cheap weed, much of it smuggled from mexico in the southwest US.
3. Synonym for "stuff"

"damn, kyle's not home yet," , "I can get some swag?!?!" , "no man, let's just wait for some chron!"

by derek November 19, 2003

chronic

1.High quality weed, usually strains produced for high THC and yeild. The term "chronic" also may be used for good weed when the specific strain is not known. For example, if you bought some chronic that was the northern lights strain, it would be sold as "northern lights," not chronic.

Damn I'm so Fuckin' high right now! (on chronic btw ;)

"you got some chronic man?, no, I got a fat sack of maui though!"

by derek November 19, 2003