Derek's definitions

swag

1. very low quality marijuana, usually with a low level of THC.
2. Cheap weed, much of it smuggled from mexico in the southwest US.
3. Synonym for "stuff"

"damn, kyle's not home yet," , "I can get some swag?!?!" , "no man, let's just wait for some chron!"

by derek November 19, 2003

cigarettes

mmmmmm delicious cancer sticks that have kept many people from dying

man im gonna kill someone if i dont get a smoke soon

by Derek July 25, 2004

chronic

1.High quality weed, usually strains produced for high THC and yeild. The term "chronic" also may be used for good weed when the specific strain is not known. For example, if you bought some chronic that was the northern lights strain, it would be sold as "northern lights," not chronic.

Damn I'm so Fuckin' high right now! (on chronic btw ;)

"you got some chronic man?, no, I got a fat sack of maui though!"

by derek November 19, 2003

guff

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display

by derek May 26, 2005

po cycle

a cop riding a motor cycle

there gos a po cycle

by derek May 13, 2005

Jaood

blacktastic

"that guy has a lot of hats, oh and he sure rolls around in a lot of shit"

by derek August 3, 2003

chronic

usually good strains of weed grown to produce a high level of THC, while also producing high yeild. Contradictory to what previous definitions stated, at least where I live, It is common to find chronic laced with cocaine. Of course, is doesn't have to be laced with coc to be chronic.

"hey, can you hook it up with a quarter of chron man?, hell yeah, 110"

by derek November 18, 2003