Derek's definitions

guff

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display

by derek May 26, 2005

Stim

The result when you combine Steve DeLouiz and Timmy Acree to get the goofiest chick you'll ever know; sings campfire songs with her mother while saying "tzzzzzzz" every chance she gets; Elle Corbett in a nutshell

"That's enough out of you Stim"
"Stim walks like a duck....and is one goofy fuck"

by Derek October 25, 2004

hoon

to do unlawful acts wile in control of a vehicle.

we are goin' for a oon you wana come too.

by derek May 13, 2005

French Revolution

A bloody revolution in france, during that time France is pretty screwed up (like other times but they *gasp* did something besides whining). The peasants found themselves in an unescapable system of economy which taxes denies even simple survival while noble use their hard earned cash to feast and do nothing except kill unhappy peasants. To add to the problems, the new king Louis and his wife Marie Antoinette were incompetant and this only added to the problems. The Catalyst was when Louis decided to call the 3 estates to form an assembly to help solve the dying french economy. Ironically, everyone pitched in the effort to create a more equal france. A series of killings, wars and such happened and eventually Louis was executed along with his wife. This was the event that will soon lead to the reign of terror, and napoleon. The latter being France's only moment of glory.

Thanks to the revolutions we triggered a series of events that brought our culture today

by derek June 9, 2005

Mowing the rug

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, butts included.

Haha He mowed his rug.

by Derek October 29, 2003

Floyd

the very tip of a penis, normally circumsized. lies just above the urethra and is noticable by the small point at the urethra crease. also used and an insult

dude, don't be such a rancid floyd.

by DErek January 5, 2005

towson

not only do preps run towson, they over run it's walls in a sea of pastel and shabby hair over the ears. You can smell them in the surrounding residential areas in the mean streets of towson. The parents piling kids with juice boxes in hand out of thier minivan with tvs in the back.

Where the "cool alternative scene" consists of Ten-Car-Pile up that on certain saturday nights the barrage of leather jackets and colorful die rule the streets.

Where no matter how many girls are at a party, "there are like, no girls here".

No matter how big the party is "there's not that many people"

It's also status quo to get your dad to buy you that LV bag or that $1200 yorkie from Just Puppies.

Pink, Plaid, Brown Roots, and big sunglasses- a way of life.

by Derek April 9, 2005