Derek's definitions

Varg Vikernes

Born Kristian Kvisling Larson Vikernes, Varg Vikernes was born in Norway, where he grew up in Bergen. He met Euronymous and with him started the Black Metal band Mayhem with the name Count Grishnackh. Varg Vikernes was at the forefront of the Black Metal Movement. He murdered Euronymous, and was sentenced to 21 years of prison for it. Burzum is the project of this lone man. From his prison cell, he wrote his book Vargsmal, an indepth analysis about everything from race, to heritage, to the world as a whole.

Varg seeks to rid the world of the Jewish and Christian anti-culture, reinstate the beauty, heritage, and purity of his homeland. He is a hero to his people.

Varg Vikernes, son of Odin, is a hero.

by Derek November 1, 2006

dirty dragon

When getting head from a girl, you push her head down on your dick and cum so that it comes out her nose as if she were a dragon snorting smoke out

I was getting head last night but I didn't really like the girl so I gave that bitch a dirty dragon

by Derek July 28, 2006

pristine

1. A hot piece of ass that you pick up after a long day at work.
2. a stripper with huge tities.

did you see that pristine worken that pole last night? She was banggin.

by Derek June 22, 2006

LHJ

LHJ-Lotion hand job. When a female gives you a hand job using lotion.

Using pre-warmed lotion a female places lotion on her hands and gives you LHJ, lotion hand job.

by Derek June 21, 2006

pillsbury douche bag

A person that resembles the pillsbury doughboy and is a douchebag. (See douchebag)

"See Nagol over there? He's pretty fat, what a douche, yeah, he's a pillsbury douche bag."

by derek June 19, 2006

crumbelievable

the state of being unbelievably crumbly, or just unbelievable

Steve: So how's the army treatin' ya?
Derek: It's good, real good.
Steve: Crumbelievable!

by Derek May 26, 2006

Brownie

The man of the hour

"ten mins is not long for brownie"

by derek April 27, 2006