Derek's definitions

WMCO

W.M.C.O. = What My Car On (try googling it)

man that is just to wmco

by Derek September 22, 2004

Mowing the rug

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, butts included.

Haha He mowed his rug.

by Derek October 29, 2003

towson

not only do preps run towson, they over run it's walls in a sea of pastel and shabby hair over the ears. You can smell them in the surrounding residential areas in the mean streets of towson. The parents piling kids with juice boxes in hand out of thier minivan with tvs in the back.

Where the "cool alternative scene" consists of Ten-Car-Pile up that on certain saturday nights the barrage of leather jackets and colorful die rule the streets.

Where no matter how many girls are at a party, "there are like, no girls here".

No matter how big the party is "there's not that many people"

It's also status quo to get your dad to buy you that LV bag or that $1200 yorkie from Just Puppies.

Pink, Plaid, Brown Roots, and big sunglasses- a way of life.

by Derek April 9, 2005

Floyd

the very tip of a penis, normally circumsized. lies just above the urethra and is noticable by the small point at the urethra crease. also used and an insult

dude, don't be such a rancid floyd.

by DErek January 5, 2005

cuntdragon

dragon o cunt, usualy found in caves

fargo fargo fargo fargo gargo fargo

by derek January 21, 2005

whoop whoop

a warning to street racers of aproaching patrol cars

"Whoop, Whoop" "go man go, clear out!"

by Derek November 5, 2003

pristine

1. A hot piece of ass that you pick up after a long day at work.
2. a stripper with huge tities.

did you see that pristine worken that pole last night? She was banggin.

by Derek June 22, 2006