1 definition by Depressed, indeed
Domain: Eukaryota
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Family: Diablo
Genus: Satan
Species: S. Easternus
- Chinese teen
- fringe with minimum length of 8cm
- dyed hair (with at least 8 colours usually gold or red)
- standard repertoire of words/phrases are: "cheebye, lanjiao, kannina, hong gan, pcc. These words/phrases are usually repeated in a cycle right after they have nothing else to say
- habitat: Singapore, usually found outside McDonald's, live in packs
- female members of the species have a very high voice frequency
- performs religious rituals to the song "hokkien speeding"
Warnings:
- do not make prolonged eye contact or else they will, as they like to say, "hoot" you
- However, if you do not make any eye contact they will think that you are, as they like to say, "daoing" them and proceed to "hoot" you.
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Family: Diablo
Genus: Satan
Species: S. Easternus
- Chinese teen
- fringe with minimum length of 8cm
- dyed hair (with at least 8 colours usually gold or red)
- standard repertoire of words/phrases are: "cheebye, lanjiao, kannina, hong gan, pcc. These words/phrases are usually repeated in a cycle right after they have nothing else to say
- habitat: Singapore, usually found outside McDonald's, live in packs
- female members of the species have a very high voice frequency
- performs religious rituals to the song "hokkien speeding"
Warnings:
- do not make prolonged eye contact or else they will, as they like to say, "hoot" you
- However, if you do not make any eye contact they will think that you are, as they like to say, "daoing" them and proceed to "hoot" you.
guy 1: i met a guy worse than satan today
guy 2: and who would that be?
guy 1: eastern satans
Eastern: "kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan. kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan."
guy 2: and who would that be?
guy 1: eastern satans
Eastern: "kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan. kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan."
by Depressed, indeed August 2, 2008