1 definition by Denzellian
A sex ritual in which one party dons a Denzel Washington mask and huge strap on cock (black if available) and second party lies helplessly. The first party begins at one end of the room (or suite, hallway, floor, etc.), aims the cock, and moves toward the receiving party, slowly at first, but incrementally increasing speed. Receiving party yells, "We're talking about a MISSILE!" A third party, possibly by telephone or CB radio, says, "A cock that size, coming in that fast, will VAPORIZE anything in front of it!" and "It's a missile the size of the Chrysler Building!!" Finally, all parties anticipate an event radius of 20 to 45 miles as reality sets in: the only way to stop that kind of power is to grab it by the tail and gun it in the opposite direction.
by Denzellian November 15, 2010