Dennis's definitions

tops

At the maximum, at most, at the most, not more than

I will take two years, tops.
It will set you back $20, tops.

by Dennis July 24, 2006

Ship Ji

When You are walking behind a girl and you poke two fingers up her ass as you walk by.

Origionaly a Word from the Korean Language

With full determination I ran by and did a Shit Ji to Katie.

by Dennis April 22, 2005

Cherry Cheesecake

Having sex with a female virgin, and then making her lick her blood, semen and your own semen off your cock. An absolutely disgusting practice.

That bitch was so stupid she actually ate her cherry cheesecake!

by dennis November 20, 2003

Garbage Grove

Perjorative term for the city of Garden Grove, California, due to a previous (and somewhat unfounded) reputation for being a haven for crime, nastiness, and generally bad stuff.

Oh, that explains it, you're from Garbage Grove.

by Dennis October 10, 2003

Matt Vasgersian

Matt Vasgersian play-by-play man for the San Diego Padres. Also does the commentary in the game MLB 06: The Show for the PlayStation 2.

1. Matt Vasgersian must have spent 8,622 hours in the studio recording commentary for MLB 06: The Show.
2. He does an amazing job doing commentary and should promptly be given a raise for his efforts.
3. The Cubs should have pursued Vasgersian more aggressively to take over commentary duties for the Chicago Cubs after Steve Stone was fired and Chip Caray went to Atlanta.

by Dennis July 2, 2006

pack of fags

1) (slang, somewhat perjorative) A group of homosexual men.

2) (British slang) A package of cigarettes.

A british man went to a convenience store in San Francisco and said to the clerk, "I'm feeling rather gay today, may I have a pack of fags?"

by Dennis October 25, 2003

workship

A typographical blunder by someone attempting to say something else.

Thank you for attending the 2nd annual ADVISOR workship...above all....

by Dennis March 16, 2005