Dennis's definitions

god

nothing and everythign in the same. I would like to point out that God did not bleed for us, Jeses did. God hasn't given us shit since we killed off his " Son".

Non existant.

I don't have a god, i just make fun of yours.

by Dennis May 25, 2004

overdue

1. Being unpaid when due
2. Coming or arriving after the scheduled or expected time
3. Being something that should have occurred earlier

a killer whose punishment is long overdue
an overdue bill
the whole town knows our rent is overdue
an overdue train

by Dennis April 23, 2005

The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate

He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.

Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.

by Dennis December 13, 2004

Blinko

Any time while trying to shove the sausage where it belongs you miss and poke her in the eye causing her to blink causing great pain

"You should have heard this bitch scream last night when I gave her a blinko"

by Dennis May 18, 2003

brain coral

slang term for ball sack.

did you see that guy's brain coral?

by dennis February 12, 2004

Windows

A 32-bit operatijng system designed by the Microsoft corporation. Favored by many users due to its ease of use, deprecated by many geeks because of a myriad of reasons, and Yet Another thing to have a religious war about.

I use Linux because I just don't like Windows. That's it.

by Dennis October 15, 2003

Garbage Grove

Perjorative term for the city of Garden Grove, California, due to a previous (and somewhat unfounded) reputation for being a haven for crime, nastiness, and generally bad stuff.

Oh, that explains it, you're from Garbage Grove.

by Dennis October 10, 2003