Dennis's definitions

gag me with a spoon

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.

Oh, gag me with a spoon! Look at the zits all over that nerd's face!

by Dennis October 10, 2003

Helium Feet

Someone who enjoys being a receiver in male homosexual intercourse. See Bottom. Named such for the speed in which their legs are position themselves above their heads.

Man, Matt sure has Helium Feet. He didn't even know that kids name...

by Dennis February 20, 2004

oly bow bow

word to use when your completely clueless about any subject at any time

oly bow bow kitty meat
Josh; hey man whats the capital of arkansas
frank: oly bow bow

by dennis July 11, 2003

netter

A person of questionable intelligence or an act of stupidty.
See also corky

He pulled a real netter by stepping in front of the bus.

by Dennis October 21, 2004

jakes

A somewhat rare post-withdrawal nervous twitch seen in recovered heroin addicts, usually as a twitch of the head.

He was moving his head around so much I thought he had the jakes.

by Dennis October 10, 2003

Jink

It's money.

Hey, got some jink to spare?

by Dennis April 10, 2003

gaypher

a gay gopher

when a guy gopher likes another guy gopher

by dennis June 1, 2003