Dennis's definitions

boonville

(n). middle of nowhere, upstate new york, 45 minutes north of utica. surprisingly a real city.

Dennis: My girlfriend is from boonville.
Emily: Oh ok. Where is she really from?
Dennis: Boonville, New York. Its a real place.

by Dennis January 20, 2005

Cliterrific

Awesome to the sex max in a way that surpasses terrific; incredibly orgasmic in nature

Man, that H-clap last night was cliterrific!

by Dennis August 19, 2004

Friend of Dorothy

From "Wizard of Oz", the lion declared "We're friends of Dorothy, using what can only be described as a 'camp' or typically effeminate voice.

I'm a friend of Dorothy- I'm gay.

by Dennis November 27, 2003

sailor boy scout

A man who dresses up as Sailor Moon or one of her compatriots.

You could smell the sailor boy scouts from across the room.

by Dennis October 15, 2003

oly bow bow

word to use when your completely clueless about any subject at any time

oly bow bow kitty meat
Josh; hey man whats the capital of arkansas
frank: oly bow bow

by dennis July 11, 2003

Jink

It's money.

Hey, got some jink to spare?

by Dennis April 10, 2003

jakes

A somewhat rare post-withdrawal nervous twitch seen in recovered heroin addicts, usually as a twitch of the head.

He was moving his head around so much I thought he had the jakes.

by Dennis October 10, 2003