Dennis's definitions

netter

A person of questionable intelligence or an act of stupidty.
See also corky

He pulled a real netter by stepping in front of the bus.

by Dennis October 21, 2004

tops

At the maximum, at most, at the most, not more than

I will take two years, tops.
It will set you back $20, tops.

by Dennis July 24, 2006

Quirbrbell

It's a word to describe somebody's reaction.

Sam has told this new funny joke to Peter, but he just stared at Sam with a blank look. Suddenly his quirbrbell rang. He started laughing out loud.

by Dennis April 10, 2003

pack of fags

1) (slang, somewhat perjorative) A group of homosexual men.

2) (British slang) A package of cigarettes.

A british man went to a convenience store in San Francisco and said to the clerk, "I'm feeling rather gay today, may I have a pack of fags?"

by Dennis October 25, 2003

The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate

He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.

Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.

by Dennis December 13, 2004

Blinko

Any time while trying to shove the sausage where it belongs you miss and poke her in the eye causing her to blink causing great pain

"You should have heard this bitch scream last night when I gave her a blinko"

by Dennis May 18, 2003

Garbage Grove

Perjorative term for the city of Garden Grove, California, due to a previous (and somewhat unfounded) reputation for being a haven for crime, nastiness, and generally bad stuff.

Oh, that explains it, you're from Garbage Grove.

by Dennis October 10, 2003