Dennis's definitions

Bear Dick

To Bear Dick someone is to tell a never ending story that includes every boring detail.

Dude Ken called last night Bare Dicked me for what seemd to be hours.

by Dennis September 29, 2004

god

nothing and everythign in the same. I would like to point out that God did not bleed for us, Jeses did. God hasn't given us shit since we killed off his " Son".

Non existant.

I don't have a god, i just make fun of yours.

by Dennis May 25, 2004

for one thing

For a particular example

For one thing, the air was damp and chilly, and there was no sun.

For one thing, you must work harder.

by Dennis April 22, 2005

Jink

It's money.

Hey, got some jink to spare?

by Dennis April 10, 2003

jakes

A somewhat rare post-withdrawal nervous twitch seen in recovered heroin addicts, usually as a twitch of the head.

He was moving his head around so much I thought he had the jakes.

by Dennis October 10, 2003

carro

Chicano or Spanglish for car.

Where's mi carro, homes?

by Dennis January 10, 2005

The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate

He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.

Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.

by Dennis December 13, 2004