Dennis's definitions

monster

When referring to taking a hit of bud.

Damn bro, that was a fuckin nasty monster hit!

by Dennis March 19, 2004

bwgsom

1){Elite l33t.
2) Uber skillz unmatched by other Halo 2 gaymers.

"Is that your face buddy?" "Where ya goin' gangSta!!!??" Some common phrases used by SOM when pwning N00bs and other people who think are are "Pr0" with cheap weapons like lotto nades, the sword, or rockets with his leet sauce skills. "WOW, GG fag you're pr0 with that sword."

by Dennis January 31, 2005

Helium Feet

Someone who enjoys being a receiver in male homosexual intercourse. See Bottom. Named such for the speed in which their legs are position themselves above their heads.

Man, Matt sure has Helium Feet. He didn't even know that kids name...

by Dennis February 20, 2004

mojado

Mexican-American slur for "wetback" or illegal immigrant

Look at the pinche mojado trying to look bad.

by Dennis January 10, 2005

gag me with a spoon

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.

Oh, gag me with a spoon! Look at the zits all over that nerd's face!

by Dennis October 10, 2003

Beef Eating aka BE

Oral sex; blox job; when a girl eats the beef (a man's piece)

That bitch was talking too much so I had to shut her up by giving me a BE"

by Dennis February 24, 2003

Cliterrific

Awesome to the sex max in a way that surpasses terrific; incredibly orgasmic in nature

Man, that H-clap last night was cliterrific!

by Dennis August 19, 2004