Definitions by Dennis

new york fries 

a respectable fast food company that employs russian orphans.

artyom totally rocks his spatula at new york fries!

new york fries by dennis January 13, 2005

bad-ass 

My friend Tommy. He is a total ass-kicking Mexican.

Tommy from Washington. He is a Mexican.

bad-ass by Dennis January 12, 2005

carro 

Chicano or Spanglish for car.

Where's mi carro, homes?

carro by Dennis January 10, 2005

mojado 

Mexican-American slur for "wetback" or illegal immigrant

Look at the pinche mojado trying to look bad.

mojado by Dennis January 10, 2005

lana 

money (literally 'wool'; Chicano, Mexican, Latino

so-called because it is often carried in a wallet, sometimes made of lambskin which is also called borrega

?tienas lana en tu borrega?

lana by Dennis January 8, 2005

The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate 

He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.

Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.

The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate by Dennis December 13, 2004

Megalomaniac 

1)A person obsessed with greed and/or power.
2)A great song from one of the greatest bands in the world; Incubus

I saw Incubus perform "Megalomaniac" live at the All-State Arena on July 14, 2004

Sadaam Hussein was a megalomaniac

Megalomaniac by Dennis October 22, 2004